"6'9" with the afro."
S2 E91980 MLB All-Star Game
"I bet you Hernandez gets a hit off Farmer. Who wants to bet me? Anybody?"
"I think I just found someone."
"Oww!!"
"Well it's a good the ball hit Farmer that way Randolph didn't have a chance to boot it."
"All-Star, bases loading, Pete Rose at the plate. What are the odds?! Seriously what are the odds. Call Danny Sheridan."
"And sadly that at bat would cost Rose his rightful place in Cooper's Town."
"Welcome back to Cheap Seats. Now you've seen the complete mascot auditions now it's time to see the shocking conclusion."
"A conclusion so shocking, so exciting, that we just had to show it to you."
"Guys it was a tough decision but we're going to have to go with The Cookie."
"HAAAA!"
RSRik Ssasky
"You guys are wrong. You guys made a big mistake."
"Hey Hey Hey Hey. It's over."
"Don't eat me. No no!
"You guys cool out we gotta find shelter!"
"I think The Cookie got shanked at the end there."
"Again just like Marge Schott."
"Yes. Alright let's move on to the bottom of the seventh inning. National League up 3 to 2. Trying to hold to their ninth straight All-Star win."
"Darrell Porter, the Willie Randolph of catchers."
"Wasn't Phil Garder in Gangs Of New York?"
"Yeah, he was Bill The Butcher."
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