Doesn't it sound like there's another motorcycle behind him.
Damn you Fonzie!
S4 E4Evel Knievel
All he gets is one dollar. It Broadway Danny Rose he's agent?
34? I would have said 64.
EEvel
Well you did what I did you'd be shaking to.
What, age too quickly.
This woman reminds me of someone.
Shanda the dancing intern.
No.
Dickie Thon?
Yes, yes thank you that was going to bother me all day.
Shut up nerd.
Such a shame.
Ah what is.
Evel, the man was at the peak of his career here and yet he died penniless.
Uhh he's actually still alive and I'm pretty sure he's got some money.
Maybe, but he could've had alot more money if he hadn't made that one business decision that was a little too daring.
Which business decision?
Knievel's Knishes.
That's Jewish fast food that doesn't sound very daring.
He opened seven locations in the Gaza Strip.
uff.
Four more in Takiron.
Wow.
And his opening one more in Damascus.
Shut up!
Do you care that Evel once beat a writer with a baseball because he didn't like what he wrote about him.
Wow, not good to be that guy.
No.
Wait a minute should we be worried suddenly i do care.
Relax Jay, he's dead and penniless now.
He's not dead Ran.
Alright, well what are the chances he's actually watching this show.
(Phone Rings)
Hello, what I'm so sorry.
Who's that?
It was mom we forgot to get a birthday card for Gordon.
Oh my god are we fucked!. Hey Shanda
(Shows Shanda dancing)
What the hell am i doing, what the hell am I doing what the hell am I doing!! This was a mistake!
He's got it, he's got it he's got it!! He's ehhhh. Is that blood?
Usually everything happens so fast in Evel's life.
Yeah he's got a lot time now to think about what went wrong here.
Until he crashes into the rocks and dies.
Land in the water. Land in the water.
Land in the water.
Doh!
Well I guess he's dead what else is on tv tonight?
Boy you know it's serious when they're telling you his real name.
I mean it wasn't my fault if that's what your saying no sir, I did my job right. I can't help it if he can't ride a dang rocket.
Let's all run in random directions.
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