He didn't do it you stupid idiot.
S4 E4Evel Knievel
Are they making Evel work the camera as well?
Evel may have not nailed that jump but did you know that in 1999 he was inducted into the motorcycle Hall of Fame?
I didn't even know there was a motorcycle Hall of Fame. Who else is in there?
Relly Leak, Fonzie, Henry Winkler.
Whoa whoa whoa isn't that the same guy.
No Ran. I watched Fonzie. I love Fonzie. Kelly Leak you are no Fonzie!
(Phone rings)
Hello.
Who is it?
uh huh. uh huh. Hold on. It's Kelly Leak.
What does he want?
He wants to play me at air hockey. If he wins I gotta go to a movie with him.
What if you win?
What if I win? I get the tip of his finger.
Sweet.
Your on (beep). I mean that in the best possible way.
Hey everybody welcome back to Cheap Seats. Now the snake river canon jump was a big departure for Evel. It's like when Jordan played for the White Socks or when Shaq did did Kazaam or Blue Chips or tried to rap.
But just like Jordan coming back to play for the Wizards. Evel eventually got to his bread and butter.
Yelling at Kwame Brown.
Yep and jumping buses on a motorcycle.
(Phone Rings)
Yello.
Who is it?
It's Kwame Brown. Oh your mad yeah we don't care because your Kwame Brown Ha!
(Slams the phone down)
I feel you were too nice to him.
Really?
Mmmhmm.
Where's my rabbits foot Where's my rabbit's foot! Where the fuck is my rabbit's foot!
They're making him hold his own mic.
Meatloaf taking time out of his busy fantasy football schedule to record Evel's theme song.
Remember when he jumped over a crying Thomas Hill?
Well that's our show thanks for watching. Wait when did you put that outfit back on?
During the Cheapies.
But that was like twenty seconds ago.
Yeah listen I wanna go back to something you said earlier on the show about Knieveling it up not being here. I totally disagree and I think you'll agree with me in about three seconds.
Oh yeah why's that?
Because BANG!
(Randy uses wand on Jason and Jason suddenly is wearing an 80's windbreaker and some fruity pants.)
Come on!
Because POW!
(Randy uses wand on Jason again and Jason is now wearing a doctor's clothing.)
Randy
Jesus you know what I think I actually got the price tag up on this one. Because Zim.
(Randy now turns Jason into Shanda the dancing intern.)
No.. shoot what if I just Zooy!!
(Randy now puts Jason in a cop uniform)
I'am not a cop.
Knevely!
(Randy now puts Jason in a cookie uniform the one that a guy was wearing from when they were looking for their own mascot)
Not cool Ran not cool!
What dude I bought these wands at Costco they were on sale..
Good I don't care!
I have like a bunch of batteries like six hundred double A batteries. I'm sorry.
S4 E82004 Juggling Champs/Ultimate Frissbee
RJRandy and Jason
Frisbee montage yo!
RJRandy and Jason
(singing)
Frisbee! Now I'm catching the frisbee,
Frisbee! I just threw you the frisbee,
Frisbee! Now I'm spiking the frisbee tonihihite...Frisbee!
S4 E91996-1997 High-School Dunk Contests
AAnnouncer
(Ron Artest is shown) Here is Ron Artist...Not sure if I'm pronouncing that right.
Don't worry, he's mellow.
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