"You know this guy is kicking himself for not bringing his tripod.
"Or for wasting four years in film school for this.
S3 E131996 Spelling Bee Part 1
What the hell is he doing below the camera line.
They won't even show it. It's like Elvis on Sullivan.
What do you think imaginary spelling dinosaur.
Well I think your fucking crazy Rebecca.
Here's an alternate pronunciation. Spell the fu*king word!
Mmm this microphone smells like words.
Promise me microphone that whatever happens you'll still love me and my imaginary dinosaur.
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S4 E4Evel Knievel
Hey everybody welcome to Cheap Seats.
What are you doing?
What am I doing, what are you doing? You look like a star spangled idiot.
Ah no I look like Evel Knievel and you were suppose to wear the costume too.
Whoa ok no I never said I was going to wear a costume.
Earlier today you said we were going to Knievel it up.
Right, we're going to go out there Knievel it up get our dare on, go wild.
When I hear someone say Knievel it up I assume that means put on a costume.
Ok no. I have been Knieveling it up way longer than you have. Ok and if you want to Knievel it up like a master, you're going to have to remember one thing ok. Knieveling it up here, Knieveling it up here, Knieveling it up never here!.
So what I'm I suppose to do now.
Your're suppose to be Knieveling it up! God!
Nothing gets a crowd more pumped for Daredevil action than three cars and a truck driving slower than your grandmother..on a jazzy!
R'Randy
Some call it a performance van.
We call it Evel's future home.
Why does Evel have a giant magic wand?
No the question is how come we don't have magic wands?
I know.
(wands magically appear in their hands)
Awesome!!!
(Guy comes into the picture)
GGuy
Here's those tapes you wanted
(Randy uses his wand to turn him into a plate of cookies.)
Sweet!
No Way!
Let's see Dandy Don relax a plate of these.
Hey gimmie a cookie.
No.
Give me a cookie.
No.
Give me a cookie!
(Randy uses his wand on Jason and turns him into a stuffed animal bar)
Dude you're a dick.
You're a dick.
No you are.
You are.
You!
(Jason uses his wand on Randy and turns him into a magic wand)
Dude you turned me into a magic wand.
Yeah I did.
Well which wand am I?
I don't know!
The handle bars in the back end of a motorcycle?
Has Evel ever seen a motorcycle?
Uhhh how about you come over here Cosell. I just jumped like ten buses while you sat on your fat as.
Did Evel just say that his back splattered?
It's your back Evel not a watermelon.
Is he jumping over the stadium.
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