Cheap Seats · Season 4, Episode 4
Do you care that Evel once beat a writer with a baseball because he didn't like what he wrote about him.
Wow, not good to be that guy.
No.
Wait a minute should we be worried suddenly i do care.
Relax Jay, he's dead and penniless now.
He's not dead Ran.
Alright, well what are the chances he's actually watching this show.
(Phone Rings)
Hello, what I'm so sorry.
Who's that?
It was mom we forgot to get a birthday card for Gordon.
Oh my god are we fucked!. Hey Shanda
(Shows Shanda dancing)
What the hell am i doing, what the hell am I doing what the hell am I doing!! This was a mistake!
He's got it, he's got it he's got it!! He's ehhhh. Is that blood?
Usually everything happens so fast in Evel's life.
Yeah he's got a lot time now to think about what went wrong here.
Until he crashes into the rocks and dies.
Land in the water. Land in the water.
Land in the water.
Doh!
Well I guess he's dead what else is on tv tonight?
Boy you know it's serious when they're telling you his real name.
I mean it wasn't my fault if that's what your saying no sir, I did my job right. I can't help it if he can't ride a dang rocket.
Let's all run in random directions.
He didn't do it you stupid idiot.
Are they making Evel work the camera as well?
Evel may have not nailed that jump but did you know that in 1999 he was inducted into the motorcycle Hall of Fame?
I didn't even know there was a motorcycle Hall of Fame. Who else is in there?
Relly Leak, Fonzie, Henry Winkler.
Whoa whoa whoa isn't that the same guy.
No Ran. I watched Fonzie. I love Fonzie. Kelly Leak you are no Fonzie!
(Phone rings)
Hello.
Who is it?
uh huh. uh huh. Hold on. It's Kelly Leak.
What does he want?
He wants to play me at air hockey. If he wins I gotta go to a movie with him.
What if you win?
What if I win? I get the tip of his finger.
Sweet.
Your on (beep). I mean that in the best possible way.
Hey everybody welcome back to Cheap Seats. Now the snake river canon jump was a big departure for Evel. It's like when Jordan played for the White Socks or when Shaq did did Kazaam or Blue Chips or tried to rap.
But just like Jordan coming back to play for the Wizards. Evel eventually got to his bread and butter.
Yelling at Kwame Brown.
Yep and jumping buses on a motorcycle.
(Phone Rings)
Yello.
Who is it?
It's Kwame Brown. Oh your mad yeah we don't care because your Kwame Brown Ha!
(Slams the phone down)
I feel you were too nice to him.
Really?
Mmmhmm.
Where's my rabbits foot Where's my rabbit's foot! Where the fuck is my rabbit's foot!
They're making him hold his own mic.
Meatloaf taking time out of his busy fantasy football schedule to record Evel's theme song.
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