Jason quotes from Cheap Seats

Jason

Nothing gets a crowd more pumped for Daredevil action than three cars and a truck driving slower than your grandmother..on a jazzy!

Jason

Uhhh how about you come over here Cosell. I just jumped like ten buses while you sat on your fat as.

Jason

Is he jumping over the stadium.

Jason

All he gets is one dollar. It Broadway Danny Rose he's agent?

Jason

Shut up nerd.

Jason

He's got it, he's got it he's got it!! He's ehhhh. Is that blood?

Jason

Boy you know it's serious when they're telling you his real name.

Jason

I mean it wasn't my fault if that's what your saying no sir, I did my job right. I can't help it if he can't ride a dang rocket.

Jason

Let's all run in random directions.

Jason

He didn't do it you stupid idiot.

Jason

Are they making Evel work the camera as well?

Jason

They're making him hold his own mic.

Jason

Meatloaf taking time out of his busy fantasy football schedule to record Evel's theme song.

Jason

By the laws of the label super, these dogs should all have one fatal weakness.

Randy

For Superman it was Kryptonite.

Jason

For the Supersonics it was Vin Baker.

Randy

For the Superfreak it was crack cocaine.

Jason

And for these superdogs, it may just be their superjock counterparts.

Jason

Ok who calls great athletes, superjocks?

Randy

Super dorks.