You are so... (notices Paige's overlarge breasts) busted?!
Woo... hello!
You stole our sacred book, so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?
S4Hell Hath No Fury
What happened?!
I don't know, they just... grew.
(as Phoebe scoffs) Oh, right, and-and you had nothing to do with that.
Did you cast any spells?
One... (reluctantly after a pause) Five...
Five?!
Okay, what did you do just before you turned into Betty Boop?
Tell her, Piper. It's all right to hate her.
(Piper shakes her head once and turns to leave, angrily pulling against chained doors.)
You should hate her. When my parents died, I hated them. I was alone, and I hated them. It is okay to hate Prue!
(seemingly to Paige) How dare you! (suddenly turns and begins to beat her hands against Prue's gravestone) How dare you leave me! How could you go and die and leave me here all alone, please come back! I need you, please come back... (breaks down sobbing while turning back human)
It's okay, it's gonna be okay, honey.
It's not 'okay', she risked her life every day and she never thought about what would happen to me and Phoebe if she was gone.
I know...
How could she think... that I could live without her?
So, how scary was I?
Heck, I've seen worse. I've been worse.
With everything that happens in our lives, love just feels like an invitation for more pain.
Well... maybe you don't start with love. Maybe you just start with 'thanks'.
(noticing Paige's scratch) You know, Leo could fix that for you.
It's my first war wound, think I'll wear it with pride.
It'll never be okay that she's gone, Piper. But I promise it will get better.
Paige, there are rules to being a witch, rules that you will have to learn and follow.
Well, not to be difficult, but... you're married to our Whitelighter and Phoebe's shacking up with a demon. So, on balance, maybe my friend could stay cute?
CMr. Cowan
My, my, my. That pile looks about the same size as it did about an hour ago.
Oh, that was my fault. I distracted her with muffins.
CMr. Cowan
And you are?
I'm her sister.
S4Enter the Demon
Okay. After mixing your potions, what's the best method to preserve unused sea slugs for future use? A) Pickle them, B) Sugar them, C) Smoke them, D) Freeze dry them.
Well now, you see, if I had extra sea slugs, I'd let those little suckers go right on back into the ocean.
Paige, don't be make me the wicked witch of the northwest. I didn't ask for this big sister gig and frankly it sucks. But since I'm on a roll, you should get rid of that lollipop habit because it's going to rot your teeth.
Next up, some powered toadstool. Bam! Let's kick it up one more notch.
Whoa, what are you doing?
You know, just preparing for the Source.
Oh, is he coming over for dinner?
MMason
He said that if he doesn't hurry up and make you a social worker, you'll probably quit and start your own agency. That or end up in jail. He wasn't sure which.
I smell something witchy.
My God, what did you have for dinner?
Kung Pao Chicken. Sorry.
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