Kris Munroe quotes from Charlie's Angels

Kris

She just thinks that being mayor is boring and she wants Uncle Paul to deputize her.

Charlie

She’s not serious

Kris

Oh yes she is.

Kelly

Hey, I think that’s a good idea Kris. You’re uncle could deputise two or three of those ladies, give them assignments by phone, let them do all the work and he just lays back and relaxes.

Bosley

That is an absolutely preposterous idea

Charlie

I agree Bosley, totally absurd.

Sabrina

It would never work.

Kris

No of course not, I don’t know any woman who would accept something like that. Do you?

Kelly

Absolutely not.

Kris

Do you really think I look like that?

Sabrina

I don't know. It's hard to say. We've never seen you in a mattress garden.

Kris

Hi, what brings you here?

Jill

I heard you were hanging out with a rough crowd. I just dropped by to see if I could straighten you out.

The food is not to your liking, Miss Munroe?

Kris

I'm not real crazy about the company either.

Kris

Bosley, hi. Kris. Where are you?

Bosley

Uh in my car.

Kris

I know but where?

Bosley

Oh, in the front seat.

Bosley

What you're doing doesn't make any sense.

Kris

Well that just goes to show you.

Bosley

Which is?

Kris

We're all not as predictable as you are.