Jill Munroe quotes from Charlie's Angels

Charlie

We’ve been hired by Dana Cameron’s parents to find Dana’s killer. Notice anything Angels?

Jill

How could we miss noticing Charlie?

Sabrina

It’s Kelly almost to a T.

Kelly

Really? I don’t think she looks that much like me.

Jill

In that pose she’s a dead ringer. Sorry I wasn’t trying to be funny.

Kelly

You weren’t.

Jill

Oh, I forgot my bag.

Sabrina

I thought you were going to take a memory course so you’d stop forgetting things.

Jill

Oh well it didn’t work out to well, I kept forgetting which night the class was.

Sabrina

You heard that, Charlie?

Charlie

Everything, Sabrina. And I've already made arrangements for you three to go to prison

Kelly

Prison? You've got to be kidding, Charlie.

Charlie

It's no joke, Angels.

Jill

You can say that again

Sabrina

Do you have a place to keep a low profile?

Kelly

A motel in Burbank.

Jill

That's as low as a profile can get!

Bosley

It is just that we have spent a great deal of time and money in recruiting and training you all and you would be very difficult to replace.

Jill

What he means is he can't find anyone to work as cheap as we do.

Kelly

What now?

Sabrina

Well Bosley’s running our files through a computer.

Jill

All our cases?

Sabrina

That’s right. Since the killers already tried for you two, it’s a good bet that I’ll be next.

Kelly

Welcome to the club.

Sabrina

Thanks a lot. I wish it were a little bit more exclusive.

Sabrina

After sitting in prison for all those years, I'd wanna see my victim die.

Jill

That's terrific. Remind me never to get you mad at me.

Jill

Hey, I'm going to take the girls for some pizza, kind of an almost-victory party. Y'all want to come along?

Kelly

(Indicating to her boyfriend.) Sorry, but we've got other plans.

Jill

Ah, well, that's a healthy activity too. See you.

Jill

Is Bosley going to meet you at the party?

Sabrina

Yeah, we’re gonna do the fashion designer/model cover.

Jill

I thought Bosley hated that swishy designer bit.

Sabrina

Oh he does. This time I’m the designer and he’s the model.

Jill

Bosley?

Sabrina

This secrecy has gone on long enough. How tall is Charlie? What colour are his eyes?

Bosley

Now, now ladies you know I can not divulge anything.

Jill

Could you at least tell us his shirt size? How else are we going to get him a present for his birthday?

Bosley

His birthday? Where were you when it was my birthday? Nobody asked about that, nobody.

Charlie

I was about to explain that your empire was having some trouble lately.

Trouble? I would call it calculated disaster.

Jill

Like what?

Equipment breakdowns, arson, busboys walking out of the club on New Years Eve, you name it I’ve had it and now they’re killing off the centrefolds.

Charlie

That’s where you come in.

Kelly

As centrefolds?

Charlie

Kelly, when you took this job you knew there’d be a lot of undercover work.

Jill

That’s not undercover! That’s not any cover at all.