I think the two of you should stop whining like two little schoolgirls who weren't invited to the dance and be happy that your friends, your very dear friends, have found a way to make it work. Especially after all the hell those two have been through.
S7 E7Once Upon a Time in the West
[Beckett lassoes Castle]
[in a Western drawl] Hey there, cowboy. Where you off to in such a hurry?
Beckett, what are you doing? We're gonna miss our flight. You got to be in the office in the morning.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do. You don't have any personal days left.
Actually, I kinda do. For their wedding gift, Ryan and Esposito have both agreed to give me two of their vacation days each.
They did?
Yeah. [Reeling Castle in] So now we have four days to do whatever... we... want.
And you want to stay here?
[back to her normal voice] Of course I do. After all, this is our honeymoon. [They kiss]
Oh, wait. We're gonna still go to that island getaway, right?
Yes, absolutely.
Okay, right. [They kiss again as the end credits roll]
S7 E8Kill Switch
This feels different, doesn't it?
What does?
Rolling up to a crime scene as a married couple. Like Nick and Nora Charles.
Ooh, like MacMillan and wife.
Hart to Hart.
Turner and Hooch.
Turner and Hooch aren't even married.
Yeah, but you still remind me a little of Hooch.
You have to turn back, Jared, because if you don't, here's what's going to happen. HRT, that's the Hostage Rescue Team, they're going to wait for you to get weak and tired, then a dozen highly trained guys armed to the teeth will breach this car, and trust me when I tell you they will not play.
MHMarisa Haragon
What's your play?
Talk to him. Try to get him to see the light. Then disarm him if I get the chance.
MMarisa
I should talk to him. I'm wearing the Kevlar.
Yeah, but I've already got a rapport with the guy, so...
MMarisa
A bad rapport. I know what this is. I'm just a transit cop. You gold-shield guys are always acting like you're better than us.
We are better than you.
[Later, after the hostage situation]
You did all right down there. I don't care what they say about transit cops.
MMarisa
Mmm. What they say about gold shields is even worse. Mostly 'cause it's true.
SStone
You're not the priest.
No, but I can take your confession.
S7 E9Last Action Hero
I was raised by a single mother. Hard Kill was how I got my bro time.
That explains so much.
So Lance reaches out to another ex-agent, and he's killed with a garrote? Mark my words, this case is gonna lead us into a labyrinthian world of deceit, villainy and international espionage. This is better than one of his movies.
After what I saw, it'd have to be.
You know, maybe that's what I need. A catchphrase. [With a gravel voice] "Time to mete out justice." "Time for prison time."
Yeah, you keep working on that, bro.
"Time to pay the bill for doing the kill."
Okay, on second thought, don't.
[As Kat Kingsley waits in the interrogation room]
Would it be weird if I asked her to sign this? [Unwraps a poster of her]
When? On her way to jail?
It would mean so much to me.
You know what time it is? It's Ryan time.
Please just stop.
My name's Ryan and I hate lyin'.
He's a nordic bodybuilder, card-carrying member of Mensa.
I don't know, Castle. Maybe I just like the old-school guys, you know? Like Eastwood, Bronson, McQueen...
Castle, you really think I could stand between you and your boyhood dream?
You are my boyhood dream.
Awwww!
Well, you and drinking with the Indestructibles.
You don't always have to keep talking.
Right.
[As Castle and the Indestructibles flee the night club]
I'm starring in my own action movie. This is the best night ever!
S7 E10Bad Santa
It's just that rhyming isn't exactly my thing.
This coming from the woman who skipped prom to crash a poetry slam.
Spoken word, Castle. That's a totally different jam. I mean, I could write a haiku for you instead.
No, that's against the rules.
Since when do you follow rules?
Since I'm the one who made them.
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