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S6 E12Deep Cover

You've stitched yourself up before, I take it?

CCross

At least this time I got a needle.

[In disbelief] Ah.

Castle [to Beckett]: I keep making the mistake of thinking that he's family. But he's not. You are.

These are communications to and from the Iranian mission.

CCross

Yep.

That's incredibly illegal.

CCross

Yep.

And while Castle's downloading, I'll track the signal using the Wi-Fi analyzer on my phone.

You can find a spy on your phone?

Mother, there's an app for everything now.

You know, for years I wondered if your father was the one who got away. Well, now, I finally know.

He was never worth your time.

Oh, yes, he was. First time I met him, he gave me the greatest gift of my life. You. And now after all these years, he's given me another one. Closure. So what about you, kiddo? How are you?

I don't know.

Think we'll ever see him again?

I wish I knew.

S6 E13Limelight

Look, I'm sorry about that whole "hot mess" thing I said before.

MMandy

Sorry that you said it, or sorry that I heard it?

I should probably go.

MMandy

It happens when you're not looking.

Excuse me?

MMandy

Before you asked how it happens how someone becomes like me. It happens when you're not looking, and by the time you realize it, it's already who you are. Like the car crash on the side of the road everybody stops and and watches.

That doesn't mean it's who you have to be. You can always change.

MMandy

Turns out I don't do change so well. But you steal a police car, and you set it on fire, I'm your girl. Or if you find the greatest guy in the world, fall madly in love, and then mess it up by hooking up with my dirtbag ex? That I can do.

Yeah, I Saw that picture online.

MMandy

You and the rest of the world.

Maybe if you didn't drink.

MMandy

If I don't drink, then I start to feel. And I don't like what I feel. I wish I had those glasses from "Mandy Melody", I'd just put 'em on and Just disappear.

I know how you feel.

MMandy

How could you possibly know how I feel?

Because right now, I Wish I could disappear from my life, too.

[ranting] The thing about my boyfriend is, I thought I was being so grown-up. Moving in with him, getting my own place, but now, it's my whole life. And I'm pretty sure I've made a huge mistake. Do you know why I'm helping him with his grant application? Because if he get it, he'll have to travel.

MMandy

That is messed up. You need to tell him.

Tell him what? That I changed my mind? I don't want a relationship? We have a lease!

MMandy

That's romantic.

And he doesn't deserve it. He hasn't done anything wrong. It-Oh! And then there's my dad. What do I tell him, huh? That he was right all along? That I wasn't ready? [Gives a forced laugh]

MMandy

[sighing] I wish I would've said that. I wasn't ready for soooo many things.

Do you ever look back on something you've done, and it's like someone else is doing it?

MMandy

You're kidding, right?

Right. [sighs] Sorry, I...haven't had anyone to talk to.

MMandy

Clearly

Hey Castle, looks like your lovelife made the paper again...

Ah, what? Alright, alright, who am I gonna hook up with now?

[Reading an article in the paper] Novelist Richard Castle and New York Police detective Katherine Beckett, both native New Yorkers, are pleased to announce their engagement.

No, nah, nonononono, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't do this...

[Coming forward] Actually, I did.

I thought you...

I know Castle, I like my privacy, but I do realize that you're somewhat famous...

[Indignantly] Somewhat?

[Ryan and Esposito make the "little" gesture]

Yes, and if we're gonna be together, I have to come to terms with that. And if they're gonna write about you, I want it to be the truth, I want it to be about us. [Hugging Castle]

Well, there's no one that... [Esposito and Ryan grinning in the background, waiting for Castle and Beckett to kiss, Castle giving them the looks, they turn away] There's no one I'd rather share a headline with, but just for the interest of accuracy, let's see if we are getting married in space?

No, it's not gonna happen babe...

[looking disappointed] Be pretty fun, space...

S6 E14Dressed to Kill

Mother, what are you trying to force on my lovely fiancée?

No, no, no, no, no. I am just trying to expose Katherine to the glorious world of wedding magazines.

They are all very girly, with a lot of gauzy photos of love-struck brides looking off into the distance.

Perhaps they're contemplating the 50% divorce rate.

S6 E15Smells Like Teen Spirit

Do you regret it? That prank, missing your prom, not being here with Audra Dobson?

Not even a little bit. Everything I've ever done, every choice I've ever made, every terrible and wonderful thing that's ever happened to me, has all led me to right here, this moment, with you.

PDPrincipal Duncan

Just one thing I need to know, Mr. Castle. It's haunted me for years: where did you get the cow?

Put it this way sir, if you ever need one, I know a guy.

She was thrown against the ceiling? That is a superhuman feat, bordering on physically impossible.

Okay, Castle, let's hear it. What's your outlandish theory?

Isn't it obvious? Madison made the Hulk angry.

S6 E16Room 147

...but I did find out about our victim through his personal website.

He's got his own website?

Yeah, he's an actor. A struggling one, judging by his credits.

Justin Marquette is "a member of the Roster Theater Company" and is "currently appearing in their off-off-off-Broadway production of Checkhov's Platonov." That's a lot of "offs."

[As the group is still in confusion about the case]

[To Castle] Alright. Come on.

Hmm?

Give us one of your theories, bro. Come on. Whatever it is, it can't be any crazier than what we're already dealing with.

Okay. I think...I'm man enough to admit I'm completely theory-less.

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