I've always liked your legs. But now I respect them.
Yeah, yours aren't so bad either. You know, for the next police picnic, we should do the three-legged race together.
You're on.
S4 E10Cuffed
What's gonna happen with that tiger anyway?
Shoot it.
She'll get transferred to a sanctuary.
Or that.
Probably end up in a zoo. Why, you wanna go visit her?
No. No thanks, I'm good.
Alright, you guys get some rest.
You too.
That has gotta be the strangest brush with death I've ever had.
Me too. But I'll tell ya, after that experience, if I ever have to be hitched to someone, it would be you.
Hitched?
Hitched? No, I didn't say hitched. I said cuffed. Handcuffed, not hitched. (He helps her into her jacket.) The colloquial or any other connotation or meaning.
It's okay, Castle, I understood what you meant, and for what it's worth, if I ever have to spend another night handcuffed to someone again, I wouldn't mind if it was you either.
Really?
But next time, let's do it without the tiger. (She walks past him.)
Next time?
(Kate glances back, and then keeps walking. Castle grins.)
What is so special about our victim that our killer burned off his fingerprints?
[Castle starts to speak]
Don't say spy.
[pause; Castle starts to speak again]
Or Mob hit.
Mob hit of a spy?
Still too high.
Not if I climb on your shoulders. [When Castle gives her a look] What? We’ve done it before.
Yeah, you say that like it was pleasant. And we weren’t handcuffed.
Who’s got no faith now? Come on Castle, we have no idea when they’re coming back or even if they’re coming back at all.
[Looks down at her heeled shoes] Last time you were wearing sneakers.
Fine. [Tries to pry them off, but can’t] Think I’m gonna need your help.
[muttering as he works to pull them off] “Lift up my shirt.” “Pull off my boots.” Under normal circumstances, I would like where this was heading.
You can fantasize later after we get out of the room.
Just so you know, not as much fun if I have your permission. How do you run in these things?
Shut up and pull.
[As they are trying to escape the tiger]
She’s playing with us. She’s gonna knock it over. What are we gonna do?
There’s only one thing to do. Scream like little girls
CBCastle & Beckett
Help! Help!
Beckett! Castle!
Esposito!
Is that a tiger?
Yeah, yeah, that's a tiger! Hey, how about getting us out?
S4 E11Til Death Do Us Part
CCastle
Let me ask you two something. If you found out a man was cheating on you, how would you kill him?
Knife. To the heart.
CCastle
All right, what if you don’t have the stomach for that?
Shoot him.
CCastle
You don’t have the stomach for that, either.
What's wrong with our stomachs?
There’s always poison.
True. Watch him writhe. And suffer.
Die like the rodent he is.
CCastle
Wow. All these years writing about murderers, I had no idea I was living among them.
Darling. Beauty does not happen by accident.
That’s why when it goes unappreciated by cheating scum, (she holds out her butter knife) we want revenge.
Even their hypothetical fury is unnerving. William Congreve had it right when he talked about scorned women.
Yeah well, you haven’t heard what I would do.
Yeah, I don’t think I ever want to know.
PPablo
You know, you have some beautiful eyes.
Seriously?
PPablo
What? It’s a numbers game. I strike out 90% of the time.
Thus restoring my faith in my gender.
I don’t know what this dude Bailey was into, but whatever it was he had it going on.
Really? This impresses you? These women are pathetic for falling for this guy and Bailey? Bailey was just a con man, and a liar.
Thank you. At least there is one real man amongst us. Ryan, why don’t you take The Situation down to The Magic Bottle and see if we can get an ID on Lisa.
(looking at book of victim's conquests) Oh my God. That's Jenny.
Not just Jenny. (points at page) "Gyrating Jenny".
So. What are we gonna do?
About what?
Well we have to tell Ryan about Jenny.
What? Why? Castle, if we were getting married would you want to know about all the guys that I’ve slept with?
All?
Seriously? You sign women’s chests at book readings. You cannot be shocked that I’m not a virgin.
I – it’s just the word –all- suggests a lot. How many are we talking … exactly?
Are you really asking for my number?
You show me yours, I’ll show you mine.
(amused) Men. You all wanna know, but you don’t wanna know. Listen, every woman has her secrets, including Jenny. And sometimes, for the sake of a relationship, it is better not to share.
S4 E12Dial M For Mayor
Officer and a gentleman. That could be the name of our crime blog.
Crime blog? The way that you help me write police reports? Got a feeling I’ll be writing that one on my own.
If his staff wants to minimize damage, they’ll step back and let me do my job.
Step back? These are politicians. They can’t order at a restaurant without two compromises and an ultimatum.
SMr. Smith
You're a writer, finish this sentence. "If Weldon had been run out of office..."
RCRick Castle
I'd be gone from the Twelfth Precinct.
SMr. Smith
And then who'd keep Beckett from looking into things she shouldn't? Who'd keep her out of harm's way?
RCRick Castle
So you did this to protect her? Why?
SMr. Smith
You play chess, Mr. Castle? Sometimes a well-placed pawn is more powerful than a king.
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