“Til Death Do Us Part” · Season 4, Episode 11
In this episode: Kate Beckett (5), Richard Castle (4), Alexis Castle (2), Martha Rodgers (2), Javier Esposito (1), Kevin Ryan (1)
Let me ask you two something. If you found out a man was cheating on you, how would you kill him?
Knife. To the heart.
All right, what if you don’t have the stomach for that?
Shoot him.
You don’t have the stomach for that, either.
What's wrong with our stomachs?
There’s always poison.
True. Watch him writhe. And suffer.
Die like the rodent he is.
Wow. All these years writing about murderers, I had no idea I was living among them.
Darling. Beauty does not happen by accident.
That’s why when it goes unappreciated by cheating scum, (she holds out her butter knife) we want revenge.
Even their hypothetical fury is unnerving. William Congreve had it right when he talked about scorned women.
Yeah well, you haven’t heard what I would do.
Yeah, I don’t think I ever want to know.
You know, you have some beautiful eyes.
Seriously?
What? It’s a numbers game. I strike out 90% of the time.
Thus restoring my faith in my gender.
I don’t know what this dude Bailey was into, but whatever it was he had it going on.
Really? This impresses you? These women are pathetic for falling for this guy and Bailey? Bailey was just a con man, and a liar.
Thank you. At least there is one real man amongst us. Ryan, why don’t you take The Situation down to The Magic Bottle and see if we can get an ID on Lisa.
(looking at book of victim's conquests) Oh my God. That's Jenny.
Not just Jenny. (points at page) "Gyrating Jenny".
So. What are we gonna do?
About what?
Well we have to tell Ryan about Jenny.
What? Why? Castle, if we were getting married would you want to know about all the guys that I’ve slept with?
All?
Seriously? You sign women’s chests at book readings. You cannot be shocked that I’m not a virgin.
I – it’s just the word –all- suggests a lot. How many are we talking … exactly?
Are you really asking for my number?
You show me yours, I’ll show you mine.
(amused) Men. You all wanna know, but you don’t wanna know. Listen, every woman has her secrets, including Jenny. And sometimes, for the sake of a relationship, it is better not to share.
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