[About the bachelor-party cop twins' uniforms at the photo shoot] Hey, Beckett, how come you don't wear a uniform like that?
Because I don't want to be paid in singles.
“Deep in Death” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Richard Castle (5), Javier Esposito (5), Kate Beckett (4), Lanie Parish (3), Kevin Ryan (2)
Guy in a tree; Mom and Dad bickering. Seems like old times!
Mm-hmm!
[About what he found about Beckett's mother] What was I suppose to do? Not tell her what I found?
[Surprised] What you found?
Oh she didn't tell you, did she? Three people were killed the same way her mother was, right about the same time. One of them was a former law student of hers, another one a documents clerk, the third one a lawyer for a non-profit.
Wait, the M.E. at the time didn't make the connection?
If he did, he buried it.
Did you talk to him?
He died four years ago. So you see why I had to tell her.
You know what I don't get? Who would steal a dead body?
Oh, plenty of people. Organ harvesters, cadaver-less med students, Satanists. [pause] Mad scientists looking to create their own monster.
Or the guys who killed him might have left some evidence behind.
Boring. How about a spy having swallowed a microchip that the enemy spies murder him over before the CIA can get ahold of him?
You want me to put on some music? Whenever they do this sort of thing on CSI, they always do it to music in poorly lit rooms. Kinda reminds me of porn.
[to Lanie who is examining a body in a tree] How's it going up there?.
I got tree branches poking my boobs and a spotlight shining up my booty.
Could be worse. You could be wearing a skirt.
[pause] When I come down, Im'ma smack you.
I'm looking forward to that.
*in a Russian accent* Sometimes when I am bored, I go to Glechik Cafe in Little Odessa and pretend to be Muscovite.
Now that's kinda hot!
She may have built up a wall between us, but I am going to build a door in that wall. Or put up a ladder. [thinking] Or dig a hole.
[examining Castle after the car crash] He'll live.
What, no brain damage?
If he has some, it happened way before tonight and was probably self-inflicted.
Ahh, good times.
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