I had sex with my ex-wife this morning. My first ex-wife. Meredith, Alexis' mom. And she's thinking about moving back to New York. Do you know what that would mean to me? That would be a very special brand of hell: the hell of a deep-fried twinkie.
Deep-fried twinkie?
Yeah, the guilty pleasure that you know is bad for you so you only do it once, maybe twice a year for the novelty,
RERyan and Esposito
Ah!
But a deep-fried twinkie everyday is... [gags]
Castle!
What?
Crime scene. Dead body. A little respect here.
I don't think he can hear me.
Okay, how about a little self-respect then?
...Fine.
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