Lanie Parish quotes from Castle

Beckett

Good Morning, Lanie.

Lanie

Not from the way you sound. What's wrong?

Beckett

Men are clueless.

Lanie

Men… or just Castle?

Lanie

This is a 36-D Sultura.

Beckett

Oh, that’s high-end.

Lanie

Definitely. One of these could run you $200, $250.

Esposito

250$ dollars for a bra?

Lanie

Oh, but its okay to spend that on a pair of sneakers, right?

Esposito

A pair of sneakers is practical, okay? They gotta support your, um..

Castle

[Shaking his head] Eject.

Esposito

Okay.

Beckett

[answers phone] Hey, Lanie. What's up?

Lanie

[on phone] Your cause of death. The poison was a chemically synthesized weaponized agent, similar to the organic compound saxitoxin.

Beckett

Saxitoxin?

Lanie

Mm-hmm. It usually occurs in shellfish, but not this version. Whoever created this had access to a pretty sophisticated lab. And this one's been supercharged. Speaking of supercharged, is it true that you're with Eric Vaughn? I mean, Kate, I know you love Castle and all, but girlfriend...

Beckett

Bye, Lanie. [hangs up]

Lanie

Girl, what are you doing here?

Beckett

Uh, Captain Gates said that I could come.

Lanie

That's not what I meant. Shouldn't you be off looking at wedding venues or something?

Beckett

No, we haven't even set a date. We're just trying to enjoy our engagement. Why is everyone trying to rush us?

Ryan

You think you're being rushed now, wait until after the wedding. About ten minutes from the altar, they'll all be like "When are you two having a baby?"

Esposito

Well your wife's home alone because she's pregnant. What's your excuse?

Beckett

What happening?

Lanie

Lot of weirdos out there with too much imagination is what happened. And yes, I'm looking at you, Castle.

Castle

Yeah, except I only commit my murders on paper. Don't actually do them. A lot more lucrative, a lot less prison.

Beckett

Do you find it odd that Alexis has gone to everyone but me on this case?

Lanie

She hasn't gone to Perlmutter yet.

Beckett

Yeah, well, no one does, if they can help it.

Beckett

...Castle and I are about to become a family, which is weird enough as it is. And he and Alexis have this whole history that has nothing to do with me. And it kind of feels like when it comes to the two of them, I'm always gonna be on the outside.

Lanie

Perfect families don't exist. It's gonna be up to you to find a way to make your baggage match their baggage. It's up to you to make your own history.

Castle

He was at an amusement park and I can tell you which one.

Lanie

How?

Castle

Well, as a connoisseur of carny food, there's only one amusement park that has both fried clams and funnel cake, and that park is...

...Coney Island.

Lanie

Okay, you two creep me out when you do that shared brain thing.

Come on baby, once you go white, nothing else seems right!

Lanie

Iiiii'd rather be dead than end up in your bed

Lanie

I am your maid of honor. I haven't had a carb in months just in case I had to put that damn dress back on.

Beckett

And you look great.

Lanie

Kate, save the flattery. You owe me dinner. I'm picking the restaurant and we're ordering all the desserts.