TV show quotes
What have you done to the princess?!
Mother Brain: What's the matter? Don't you like fairy tales? You remember this one. The beautiful princess eats the poisoned apple and falls into a deep sleep. And the handsome prince - ha! I suppose that's you - has to wake her out of the spell.
Kevin: It's also the one where the prince destroys the ugly witch, isn't it?
Eggplant Wizard: That's the one!
Mother Brain: Shut up, you mental midget!
"You couldn't even wake up a frog with a kiss like that!" ~Simon
"I'm doing this for your own good, Captain N! Rescuing princesses is a man's job! (Duke growls at him) Shut up". ~Simon, after trapping Kevin
Simon! Don't just sit there like a Thanksgiving turkey! Gimme a hand!
Simon: Yes, well, I'd love to, but I'm tied up at the moment.
Halt! No one enters Castle Ironspire and lives!
Kevin: But we're prepared to pay.
Guard: I don't accept credit cards!
Kevin: How about gold and jewels?
Guard: Well... why didn't ya say so? Go right in and make yourselves at home.
I don't get it! It's not working!
Simon: Maybe it's my breath.
Hey, egg-breath! You're paddling the wrong way!
Eggplant Wizard: Uh-uh, you are! The island's behind you!
King Hippo: Then let me sit over there! I get seasick ridin' backwards! (stands up)
Eggplant Wizard: Wait! You're rockin' the raft! (They fall off the raft.) YAAHHH!!! See what you did?
King Hippo: Aw, shut up and swim!
"If you're trying to scare me, you're doing a good job!" ~Simon
"If we get out of this, remind me to have my Zapper waterproofed!" ~Kevin
"All right, you deadbeat! You can squeeze me! You can choke me! You can shake me! But mess my hair? No way!" ~Simon
Dr. Right, are you sure you can trust that mega rat?
Dr. Light: There's good in everybody, Mega Man. You just have to look for it.
Kevin: Yeah? Well, Wily does wear a clean lab coat!
You'll pay for this, Dr. Wily!
Dr. Wily: Sorry, Captain Numbskull. I left my wallet in my other lab coat.
"Let's make a run for it! Uh, on second thought, let's run away from it!" ~Simon
Sorry if I upset your cat.
Lana: But I don't have a cat.
What do you see in the mirror?
Simon: You mean I'm a Prince Charming?
Lana: No, Simon! I mean you're an arrogant, self-centered egomaniac!
Simon: I'm that good, am I?
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