Hey, egg-breath! You're paddling the wrong way!
Eggplant Wizard: Uh-uh, you are! The island's behind you!
King Hippo: Then let me sit over there! I get seasick ridin' backwards! (stands up)
Eggplant Wizard: Wait! You're rockin' the raft! (They fall off the raft.) YAAHHH!!! See what you did?
King Hippo: Aw, shut up and swim!
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