What have you done to the princess?!
Mother Brain: What's the matter? Don't you like fairy tales? You remember this one. The beautiful princess eats the poisoned apple and falls into a deep sleep. And the handsome prince - ha! I suppose that's you - has to wake her out of the spell.
Kevin: It's also the one where the prince destroys the ugly witch, isn't it?
Eggplant Wizard: That's the one!
Mother Brain: Shut up, you mental midget!
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