TV show quotes
Our next event, tag team wrestling!
Kid Icarus and Kevin prepare to face-off against Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo
There has been a mistake in the drawing.
King Hippo is ushered out of ring
King Hippo is out of the competition. All right!
King Hippo has been determined to be ineligible for tag-team wrestling. The replacement contender is...Donkey Kong!
Kevin and Kid Icarus look in shock as a gigantic Donkey Kong enters ring
After losing
That's not fair! Donkey Kong weighs more than you!
Are you kidding? He weighs more than the Chicago Bears!
Who are they?
Never mind, just a group from my world.
Quick, get me the second Sacred Treasure!
Eggplant Wizard: Yes, your wrinkledness.
Mother Brain: Never say the word "wrinkles" to me! These are beauty lines.
"Hmph! I could have done better, and I don't even have a body!" ~Mother Brain, after Lana wins the diving competition
But Medusa's even uglier than Mother Brain! One look at her face turns a man to stone!
Kevin: Look on the bright side, Simon. You'd make a very handsome statue.
Simon: Oh, yes! I would, wouldn't I?
Oh no, King Hippo is guarding the warp zone. We need some way to get past him.
No problem, just leave that to these disguises.
King Hippo is in a whirlpool bath. Simon approaches wearing a toga, sunglasses and a brunette wig. Pit is wearing a football helmet, masking his appearance
You must be the steam bath repairman I called. Get to work, I am barely sweating!
No worries, I will get that fixed with the help of my faithful assistant, Shrimpicus! Will you hand me the crescent wrench?
Right away...mutters to himself Dopeius Maximus!
"Uh, on the other hand, why worry about a neck when you've got an entire body to think of?!" ~Simon
"Well... this doesn't look so bad. But that does!" ~Simon
Ooh! That's hot enough.
Simon: What's that? Still too cold?
"Don't worry, Princess. I got to be Game Master by learning from my mistakes". ~Kevin
There's no time to waste! We've got to mega move it!
Kevin: Well, I wouldn't call hugging a princess a waste of time.
"What perfectly dreadful statues. Medusa has lousy taste in art". ~Simon
Metroid mirror on the wall, am I the cutest of them all?
Mirror: Princess Lana is the cutest chick. You're so ugly, you make me sick!
Mother Brain: What do you know, twerp?! I will be the most beautiful woman in VideoLand! And you, Eggplant Wizard, are going to help me do it.
Eggplant Wizard: M-m-m-me?
Mother Brain: Yes, you! You can start by making me an apple!
Eggplant Wizard: Uh, ah, whatever you say, Mother Brain. Magic words with which I grovel, make this brain a big juicy apple!
(He turns Mother Brain into an apple.) Mother Brain: You idiot! I don't want to be an apple! I want to have an apple!
Eggplant Wizard: Cool off, Mother Brain, or you'll became a baked apple! I can turn a princess to a pumpkin, a prince to a ham on rye; turning you back to normal is as easy as apple pie!
(He turns Mother Brain into an apple pie. She grabs Eggplant Wizard and shakes him.) King Hippo: Hey! You look pretty tasty, Mother Brain! Can I have a slice?
Mother Brain: Shut up and change me back!
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