[looks at her reflection in the mirror for a second, then takes off her glasses and gets to work; narrating] I did things to my face that I had never done before. After a bucket of paint and a gallon of elbow grease, I was ready to see the new me. [puts her glasses back on and looks at her reflection, shocked to see that she looks exactly the same as she was before] Nothing. I guess pretty was just for pretty people. Not for plain practical birds…like me.
[enters the dressing room with Nina and Gretchen] Hi, Almondine! Are you ready for the Wig Out?
[runs out of the tent, bawling in realizing she let the Wig Out and herself down] Forget it! [throws the magazine on the ground in frustration and runs away into the woods; narrating] The Wig Out was going to be a disaster, and it was all my fault. I had to get away, somewhere else, under a pretty name like "Tiffany" or "Alexis", at some other camp, a camp where they don't know me, a camp where they're not so pretty. [finds Lazlo, Raj, and Clam, all behaving like hobos]
Looks like we got company, boys. Sit a spell, stranger.
[takes a seat on a wooden crate box] Brother, can you spare me a banana? [puts her hand on her stomach, starving to death] I haven't eaten all day.
[gives her a banana] Well, what you been up to?
Chasing a dream.
Doesn't look like she caught it.
Thought I knew what pretty was. Turns out, I don't know anything about it.
Aw, that's nothing. Whatever makes you different is what makes you pretty.
Yep, and we've got more pretty than we know what to do with.
Yeah!
You do?
Take me. You know how elephants are supposed to remember everything?
Yeah.
Well, I can't remember anything. No, really. Test me.
What did you have for lunch today?
Okay, yeah. I had one of those…uh…things between two, uh, slices of things. [facepalms] Oh! What do you call?
Oh, a sandwich?
Huh? You want a sandwich? What did you say?
Isn't that pretty?
Well, it's different at least.
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