[While everyone is fighting, Brian/"Kimchi" gets into Cameron Campbell's safe, dropping his neutral, mid-Atlantic accent]
Ha, FOOLS!
But-- He-- [checks his back and front pants pockets] I had the combination! Where'd it go!?
You guys, I think Kimchi just won the scavenger hunt.
[in a pronounced Kentucky drawl] Shut up! I've had to suffer you morons all day just to get my prize! And now, finally, Kentucky has all the resources it needs, to secede from this godless country! And create a utopia where we can raise horses and fry chicken to our hearts' content! [flips everyone off] Long live the Colonel, assholes! [jumps through a window, and flies away as a helicopter shows up and drops down a rope ladder; singing] Oh, the sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home...
We... we have failed!
The Great Leader will not be pleased. And I cannot face the labor camps!
[he, Vera and Hwan get out their Cyanide pill bottles] Bottoms up, comrades.
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