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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 2, Episode 16

Xander, Buffy and others in “Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered”

Xander

Buff, for the love of God, don't open that raincoat.

Buffy

Come on! It's a party! Aren't you gonna open your present?

Xander

It's not that I don't want to. Sometimes the remote impossible possibility that you might like me was all that sustained me. But not now. Not like this. This isn't real to you, you're only here because of a spell. I mean, if I thought you had one clue what it would mean to me, but you don't, so I can't.

Buffy

[angered] So you're saying this is all a game?

Xander

A game? I... No!

Buffy

You make me feel this way, and then you reject me? What am I, a toy?

Xander

Buffy, please calm down.

Buffy

I'll calm down when you explain yourself!

Amy

Get away from him. He's mine.

Buffy

Oh, I don't think so. Xander, tell her.

Xander

What? I, uh...

Amy

He doesn't have to say. I know what his heart wants.

Buffy

Funny, I know what your face wants. [Buffy punches Amy hard in the face] What is this, you're two-timing me?

Amy

Goddess Hecate, work thy will...

Xander

Uh-oh.

Amy

... Before thee let the unclean thing crawl!

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