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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 2, Episode 16

Xander and Buffy in “Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered”

Xander

I wish dating was like slaying. You know, simple, direct, stake to the heart, no muss, no fuss.

Buffy

Sorry to say, Xand, slaying is a tad more perilous than dating.

Xander

Well, you're obviously not dating Cordelia.

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