Xander, Willow and others in “Doublemeat Palace”

Xander

Now, I get Warren being a super-villainy type, but I thought Jonathan completely learned that lesson. I've never been heard of this other guy.

Willow

You should have seen their headquarters. It was like the nerd natural habitat.

Well, if we know where they are, shouldn't we do something?

Willow

We tried. Buffy was gonna go in there and bust 'em on the spot.

Xander

I'm sensing a not-so-completely.

Willow

Yeah, well, she went in and--

Speaking of Buffy, isn't she ready? She's gonna be late for her first day.

Willow

Hey, respect the narrative flow much?

Please continue the story of failure.

Willow

So, Buffy went in, but they'd cleared out. Then she brought back the stuff that they left-- some spellbooks, some parchments, a couple of rare things, charmed objects and a conjuror's harp. And they had other stuff, you know, Razor scooters and pictures of the Vulcan woman on enterprise.

Xander

Ooh! [chuckles] I mean, nerds.

Okay. See, this is why demons are better than people.

Willow

Interesting turn.

When I was a vengeance demon, I caused pain and mayhem, certainly. But I put in a full day's work doing it, and I got compensated appropriately.

Xander

Welcome to today's episode of Go, Money, Go. I hear it daily.

Willow

Yep, for the rest of your life.

But supervillains, want reward without labor, to make things come easy. It's wrong. Without labor, there can be no payment and vice versa. The country cannot progress. The workers are the tools that shape America.

Buffy

Good to know. I was kinda feeling like a tool. And now I know why.