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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 4

Buffy and Oz in “Living Conditions”

So then, Kathy's like, "It's share time," and I'm like, "Oh yeah? Share this."

[She punches the air.]

So either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her.

Well, I didn't do either, actually, but she deserves it, don't you think?

Nobody deserves mime, Buffy.

Oh, Kathy does. She deserves to be locked in an invisible box and blown away by an imaginary wind and...

Forced to wear a binding unitard?

Yeah, the itchy kind. It's perfect.

Just here to help.

Which I appreciate, but you've never come on routine patrol with me before, Oz. So, what's the deal?

It seemed more interesting than homework.

As long as it's an elective. I can handle myself alone, you know.

Not in question.

Good. So then, I go to the refrigerator, right? And ther label queen has managed to put...

Just a, just a thought, Buffy, do you think that all this ranting is scaring away potential demons?

You're right. Ooh! She's even affecting my work now. She's the Titanic. She's a crawling black cancer! She's... other really bad things.

On the plus side, you killed the bench, which was looking shifty.

This isn't funny, Oz. Something has to be done.

Agreed.

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