“I heard the vice principal's taking over until...” – Willow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer ... TV Quotes Database

I heard the vice principal's taking over until they can find a replacement.

Well, it shouldn't be too hard to find a new principal. Unless they ask what happened to the last one.

Okay, but I had nothing to do with that, right?

Right.

You only ate the pig.

I ate a pig? It was he cooked and called bacon or... oh, my God, I ate a pig? I mean, the whole trichinosis issue aside, yuck.

Well, it wasn't really you.

Well, I remember going on the field trip, and then going down to the hyena house. And next thing, some guy's holding Willow, and he's got a knife.

You saved my life.

Hey, nobody messes with my Willow.

This is definitely the superior Xander. Accept no substitutes.

I didn't do anything else, did I? Around you guys? Anything embarrassing?

Nah.

Not at all.

Come on, we're gonna be late.

See you at lunch.

Cool. Oh, hey? Going vegetarian, huh?

I've been reading up on my, uh, animal possession, and I cannot find anything anywhere about... memory loss afterwards.

(chuckles) Did you tell them that?

Your secret dies with me.

Shoot me, stuff me, mount me.

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