Kitty Walker quotes from Brothers &amp; Sisters

From what I hear, Kevin's a serial dater.

Kitty

No, no, no, he just, you know, no, he was just picking the wrong guys.

Please Kitty, you used the phrase, and I'm quoting here, man whore.

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JJulia

[about the last Game Night] Was that the night Kitty threw the trophy at your head?

Yeah, that was it. 12 stitches.

Kitty

No, 6. It was 6 stitches and I tossed it you.

Threw it.

Kitty

And you just somehow couldn't catch it.

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Kitty

[Trying to set Kevin up with Jason McCallister] He's completely your type.

What, attractive and emotionally unavailable?

Kitty

No, that would be you.

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Kitty

Will you marry me?... Oh. Oh my God. No, no-no-no, I didn't, did I just say, yes I did, I did, I just proposed to you.

I think that you just did.

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Kitty

Oh it's not. It's not top secret. But it, yes it's a... it is, it's a very sensitive national security thing. I'm sorry that's all I can say about it.

I'm sorry, "thing"?

That's why McCallister gave you a bag of lingerie to take with you? Oh yeah, I can see the faith of the free world hangs in the balance.

Apparently that's not the only thing that's hanging.

Kitty

Oh that's funny, Justin. When did you get to be so funny?

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Kitty

Are you in pain?

No, no. They gave me a nerve block, so I don't feel anything from the waist down.

Great. At least the female population of Pasadena will be safe for a while.

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Well, if you rule out all the democrat you're basically left with Ted Nugent, Lynyrd Skynyrd and ZZ Top!

Well, I'm a democrat and I lost my virginity to "She's Got Legs"!

Eww wow! Crossing the line Sarah!

Mine was the "Dirty Dancing" theme!

Wow! Be gayer!!

I bet Kitty's was "Talk radio"! Hey, Justin?

Don't look at me! I'm not having this conversation in front of mom!

Oh, please! Pink Floyd's "The Wall", Gabby Clyner, 10th grade!

You know that?

I have two first sex soundtracks, girl and guy.

Kitty

Okay now stop, stop you guys, please you're ruining all music for me.

Sorry I'm late

It's alright buddy

Robert, what song did you lose your virginity to?

Mom!

Kitty

Well we're just trying to figure out our wedding song.

Interesting methodology, uhhm, Endless love!

EEverybody

Aaaah!

Yeah ok. Does anyone know that Kitty has us scheduled for for dance lessons?

Awwww Kitty!

Kitty

Come on Tommy, I'm not that bad.

I got it Pretty Woman!

Kitty

Come on mom! At a republican candidates wedding.

No that was the song I lost my virginity to.

Mom we don't need to picture you and dad....

Who said anything about dad.

AAll

What?

Kitty

I thought dad was your first?

Nope.

I thought dad swept you off your feet when you were barely 18.

Mom you slut!

It was this guy I'd known in college, Stan Harris and it was in the back of his dad's car.

OOthers

Ewwwwww! [ They stand to exit]

He was tall and I was short... [All leave] So what it's like I've never had sex before.

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Look at him. I forgot how little newborns are.

Kitty

I know.

He needs a name.

Kitty

He does.

What's it gonna be? Connor or Ben?

Kitty

I had an idea. I mean, Trish gave us this gift and I thought maybe it would be nice if we honored her.

I think naming him Trish would be child abuse.

Kitty

Trish Evans.

Evan.

Kitty

It means peaceful warrior.

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(Kitty is on the phone)

Kitty

Hi. Yes, I was wondering if I could make an appointment with Dr. Avadon. Oh, no, no. She told me that she would be able to squeeze me in. Oh, sorry. Kitty. Kitty McCallister. And I was wondering also if maybe you could tell me if my test results came in.She told me that they would be in today.

(Robert comes back from his jog)

Kern knows.

Kitty

No. You're right. Of course. I'm sorry. I'll call back later. Thank you. (hangs up)

It's unbelievable.

Kitty

I'm sorry. What'd you say?

Kevin called me when I was out on my run. Kern knows about the heart attack.

Kitty

You're kidding.

Somebody's got my medical records. Three months ago we were telling every news organisation it was minor arrhythmia.

Kitty

Well, I don't know. What are you gonna do, Robert? Sometimes medical situations are difficult to talk about.

Come on, Kitty, you're a pundit. You know what kind of narrative they're gonna write with this. "Senator McCallister misled us with a heart attack. He's untrustworthy. Not to mention the fact that he could drop dead at any moment."

Kitty

No, no, no, don't you worry, darling. (kisses Baby Evan) Nobody's gonna be dropping dead around here any time soon.

No, not yet, but this is the kind of thing that could derail this campaign before it even starts, which is probably okay with you.

Kitty

Oh, you know what, Robert. Please don't start that.

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Kitty

I have some news.

Did your mother pass away last night?

Kitty

Au contraire. I just walked in on her and Simon. In the shower. Together. Naked.

RRobbert

Good for her! It's a new day in Pasadena.

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Kitty

Mom, where's the milk?

Oh, we don't have any.

Kitty

What do you mean? We always have milk! The North Ridge earthquake, El Nino, The LA Riots. We always have milk!

Well gosh Kitty, if you feel so strongly about having milk why don't you go to the market and get some.

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[About officiating Justin and Rebbecca's wedding] I was going to to start off with a joke.

Kitty

A joke. Like... I just flew in from Washington and, boy are my arms tired?

Well I was going to aim a little higher than that. But keep em coming.

Kitty

I think you should start off with a metaphor.

Love... Is like the sun on a cloudy day. Even if you don't always see it you know that it's... there.

Kitty

I think you should start off with a joke.

[laughs] See it's this. It's just sitting here together, in a waiting room. Both of us trying to pretend we're not scared, that's love. Not being able to concentrate on writing a speech about the beauty of love, because you're so scared you might lose it and nothing would ever be the same and realizing that the one place – the one place – that you feel most you, is when you are lying next to her, just breathing.

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Kitty

[About getting a bone marrow transplant] What are the benefits?

ADr Abadon

If the transplant proves successful, you could be cancer free, but the risks are also higher.

Shouldn't she just try a different kind of chemo, and if that doesn't work then she could try the transplant. ?

ADr Abadon

She could, but if it proves unsuccessful again it'll lower her chances during the transplant and her immune system could fail, which would already be compromised by the chemo.

Kitty

Mom, mom, cancer free, I have a little boy at home. I wanna live. You got to do everything. I mean, you got to take us to school and you got to watch us grow up and you got to see us get married. I wanna get to do all that.

If that's what you want.

Kitty

It is. Robert?

You've always swung fences before, you've always pulled through. If this is what you want I'm with you 100%.

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(After the car crash, Kitty and Robert are in the car and Robert is seriously injured)

Kitty

Okay, Robert. Everything's gonna be okay, honey, you're gonna be fine, okay, talk to me. Just talk to me, darling, it's okay.

You were right.

Kitty

I was right?

When we brought Evan home from the hospital, I was scared that I wouldn't be able to keep up. But then I saw you holding him. So strong, so loving. And I knew that you would.

Kitty

I knew that Robert. Robert, Robert, talk to me. Oh God, Robert. Stay with me. I'm right here. Robert. Oh my, oh my God. Oh my God, somebody. Somebody. Oh, Robert, Robert please. Please, Robert, stay with me. Robert, stay with- Robert, don't. Oh, God. Somebody, somebody, somebody, help, help. Robert. Robert.

(The camera pans out of the car)

NNora (voice)

Kitty! Kitty! Kitty!