Sarah Walker quotes from Brothers & Sisters

Sarah

And as for Holly, as long as we don't have a gold-digging mistress division, she's of absolutely no use to Ojai Foods or to me.

Sarah

[to Holly] You've done nothing but cause my family pain, so if your perfect little world has come crashing down around you because the truth has finally come out, you know what, join the damn club!

Sarah

[to Nora] Mom, I didn't come here tonight because of Rebecca, I came here because I want things to be better with us. I need you to care about me the same way that you care about the world.

Kitty

[on the phone I am not the person you think I am. That's what you people don't seem to understand. I am not a bitch. I am not aggressively plotting to make our mother feel bad.

Sarah

Then why are you staying in a motel?

Kitty

Because Sarah, the show is putting this up and it's supposed to be a gorgeous room.

Sarah

Then call mom and tell her.

Kitty

You know what Sarah, you call mom and you tell her that.

Sarah

I talk to mom everyday, you guys haven't spoken for two years.

Sarah

You know, I thought when I quit my old job that I would gain in time what I lost in salary. But being a working mom is like a currency that never has enough value.

Kitty

Oh my God, I'm going to steal that line.

Tell me something, how can you feel so guilty when nothing happened between us?

Sarah

Because being in synch with a man who's not your husband is almost as painful as not being in synch with your husband.

Kitty Walker

If you guys ever need a babysitter...

Sarah

Do you know a good one?

Kitty

Me. Seriously! If you ever need a night out...

Sarah

No. Our kids are Democrats.

Kitty

[about golf] Kevin plays.

Kevin

What? No, Kevin doesn't.

Sarah

Yeah, Kevin does play. He played on our high school golf team.

Kevin

Yeah, only because I had a crush on Matthew Brown. I joined everything he joined, even Future Farmers of America... Yeah, he grew a prize-winning pumpkin.

Kitty

Ooh, I bet he did.

Paige

I don't want to be Jewish; I thought we are Jewish.

Nora

We're secular humanists, honey.

Paige

Secu-what?

Sarah

Okay, Mrs Sartre, that's enough.

Kitty

[Kitty calls Sarah] You are never going to believe this. I slept with McCallister.

Sarah

Oh God, Kitty, you scared me. I thought something bad had happened.

Kitty

Something bad did happen. Do you understand that I work for him? He is my boss!

Sarah

Oh please, sleeping with co-workers is like a reflex for you.

Holly

I let you treat me like dirt because I loved and respected your father. But I am done treating you with any measure of civility.

Sarah

Is that a threat?

Holly

You bet your ass it's a threat.

Rebecca

I read about you.

Kevin

Me?

Rebecca

M-hm, someone sent me a link to the 'Skinny Minnie'. Are you really dating Chad Barry?

Kevin

Eh, no. Yes, yeah, oh, I... I know him.

Justin

Like Romeo knows Juliet.

Sarah

Like Siegfried knows Roy.

Sarah

There's something odd about this.

Kitty

This what?

Sarah

This town.

Kitty

Oh, was the giant man-made artichoke in the town square your first clue?

Sarah

No, though that was odd.

Rebecca

Okay, I never really had brothers and sisters so I don't know how big families work, um, maybe this is the normal thing to do you know, just do things in a clump, like you all get together, solve problems.

Kevin

No, no, we tend to make things worse and then blame each other.

Sarah

Yeah, that's pretty much how it works.

Kitty

Oh it's not. It's not top secret. But it, yes it's a... it is, it's a very sensitive national security thing. I'm sorry that's all I can say about it.

Kevin

I'm sorry, "thing"?

Sarah

That's why McCallister gave you a bag of lingerie to take with you? Oh yeah, I can see the faith of the free world hangs in the balance.

Justin

Apparently that's not the only thing that's hanging.

Kitty

Oh that's funny, Justin. When did you get to be so funny?