Scotty Wandell quotes from Brothers & Sisters

Scotty

[to Kevin during their dinner date] I love this part, when you look at someone and they don't look away.

Kevin

Okay, fine. How's tomorrow night?

Scotty

My boyfriend and I might have plans, but I'll check.

Kevin

He can come too, he was kinda hot. How's seven thirty?

Scotty

Geriatric. Let's say nine.

Scotty

You know, you almost have to love the irony; you're right where I was with you a few months ago.

Kevin

You know, you ended things with me, Scotty.

Scotty

Now you know how hard it is to love someone who doesn't love himself. I feel sorry for you. [pause] Good luck, Kevin.

Kevin

I can't believe I'm being forced to go to a dinner party just so Mom can impress a Republican she has the hots for.

Scotty

You keep saying he's a Republican. I'm far more impressed she might be dating a black man

Kevin

...Scotty?

Scotty

Wait, wait, wait. Allow me. Tada!

Kevin

You changed the light bulbs.

Scotty

You sound so disappointed.

Kevin

No I'm not, it's just, you know...I was supposed to do that.

Scotty

Well, you seemed a little stressed so I'm giving you a break.

Kevin

Really? Can't think why.

Scotty

That bad?

Kevin

Well let me see. First I was dealing with the family business being obliterated when Justin announced he has, on occation, been attracted to Rebecca, our sister.

Scotty

What?!

Kevin

Believe me, it goes on. Then Sarah calls me over 'cause she's aggonizing over dating the guy who's deal obliterated the family business. But, the piece de resistance, Saul, who signed off on the deal that got the business obliterated, after being arrested for DUI for plowing his car into a tree because he's apparently lost the will to live, finally came out to me.

Scotty

Oh my god, is he ok?

Kevin

He will be, I think. But, you know, it's like all these crazy people in my life are in this insane free-fall and completely incapable of being happy. And then I look at Saul who's missed his life entirely and I realise how lucky I am. Because I get to come home to someone who is kind and caring and who changes the light bulbs...and...marry me.

Scotty

What?!

Kevin

I mean it, I don't wanna wait. I wanna make this official.

Scotty

Because I changed the light bulbs?

Kevin

No..well yeah, kinda 'cause, Scotty that's who you are. I'm completely, completely in love with you. I even love the things about you that I hate...because you make me feel like I don't have to be anyone other than who I am and, to me, that feels like family and that's what I want us to be. I want us to be a family because that never ends. I'm doing this all wrong. [Gets down on one knee.] Scotty, I am asking you. Will you please marry me?

Scotty

Yes. Yes, Kevin, I'll marry you.

Kevin

Have a drink before I have to introduce you to grandma.

Scotty

OK but please don't say anything to your family about us doing the whole surrogacy thing.

Kevin

Absolutely. Look I'm afraid once we tell my mom she's gonna want to choose the surrogate for us.

Scotty

Yeah, well I'm afraid once your mom finds out she's gonna wanna be the surrogate for us.