What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank!
Two tanks. I want a tank, too.
Great, so everyone gets a tank. Just remember, we can't ruin Captain Holt's vacation high. We can't do anything to upset him. [Turns around and sees Hitchcock and Scully in Holt's office] Woah, no! What're those morons doing in there?!
Maybe it's not that bad. Maybe they didn't upset him.
What'd you do? What'd you say?
Nothin', just said welcome back.
And laughed with him about all the weight he gained in France!
Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work!
So long, tank.
"Tank"?! I gained three pounds in Paris! Three pounds!
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