Yeah, but trying to make carbon footprint history to making me go broke. Steve, climb to the top of that transformer and steal me some electricity.
I guess I gotta cut through this wire.
Steve, you idiot! you're gonna get electrocuted! Be safe! Use the wet, non-grounded metal hedge clippers.
Good thinking. [he uses hedge clippers to trying to cut the wire and being electrocuted]
Oh, no! Are you okay...Hedge clippers? God damn it, Steve, you melted them!
[in alternate universe]
These were my favorite hedge clippers, you dumb son of a...[An electric transformer falls onto him] Ow!
[back to original universe]
Woody, move! The transformer's going to fall and crush you. I saw it happen!
What the hell are you talking about, Steve?
Move! [he saves Woody from transformer falls and crashes on a ground]
Holy crap, Steve. You can see the future.
This was the worst day of my life!
This was the best day of my life! How was your day, sister Ethel?
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I think we should live here forever. I really feel at home among the "Aim-ish".
First of all, it's "Amish"! Second, your face looks like a fat turd rolled in orangutan hair!
But at prayer service, you said I looked like Abe Lincoln raped carrot top.
I need some alone time! [sighs] I guess I'll go read the bible by candlelight.
Aw, Ethel, I'm sorry mispronounced "Am-osh". I, uh...Hey!
Is that Happy Dappy Bird?! How could you do this after you made me throw away all my stuff?
Living like this was just too hard.
You're a hypocrite, and you broke the rules of our "Aa-mish" people.
Sorry?! Do you know how much it sucks using a hand-cranked vibrator?! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go pick the splinters out of my cooch! I've been pissing toothpicks since Tuesday! [she walks, she close the door]
You here to kill me, future boy?
Woody, I'm gonna give you one more chance to shut this plant down.
Sure. Let me just grab my shut-down button.
Looking for this. [He used the gun] Give it up. With this collar, all I have to do is bark, and I'll know everything you're going do before you do it.
Crap. Really? Well, what happens next? Do I beat the shit out of you?
[Woody attacks before Steve barks as he dodging from Woody's fists, then Woody pants]
Oh, look, over there! Viggo Mortensen is behind you sucking himself off.
I know you're lying. I have to look.
[Woody running away from Steve and he runs back into his cabin house, into the kitchen and refrigerator and pressing some refrigerator buttons as codes and he opens the gate and he locked up]
[Woody screams as he runs into a taxi car]
Quick, take me to the airport!
So you can fly to Australia and change your name to Rick Swordfire?
[Woody runs out from taxi and he runs into a dog kennel]
My powers are too much for you, Woody.
Yeah, but you're still stupid. [he turned the light switch on]
[Some dogs growling and snarling as they barking is causing Steve shocking with his shocking collar]
[Last lines; series finale]
Thank god. It was all a dream. I must've went into a coma when I got electrocuted on that transformer.
MZDr. Moo-zniak
Oh, you're awake. Just in time to go into human slavery.
CSCow Soldier
We'll take it from here, Dr. Moo-zniak.
[Quick shots show that cows have taken all over the earth, with cows assembled into families and driving cars, running restaurants and the food they eat is still dirt and grass and now appear to run businesses and towns just like humans did. In the last shot at Jorge's strip club, a nude cow girl stripper is flashing her udders (in the same way Jorge's female human strippers flash their breasts and genitalia) as male cows cheer for her and are holding cash in their hooves]
THIS IS AAAAAAAWESOMEEEEEEE!!
