Ethel and Connie in “Unfinished Business”

This was the worst day of my life!

Connie

This was the best day of my life! How was your day, sister Ethel?

Greatest day ever.

Connie

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I think we should live here forever. I really feel at home among the "Aim-ish".

First of all, it's "Amish"! Second, your face looks like a fat turd rolled in orangutan hair!

Connie

But at prayer service, you said I looked like Abe Lincoln raped carrot top.

I need some alone time! [sighs] I guess I'll go read the bible by candlelight.

Connie

Aw, Ethel, I'm sorry mispronounced "Am-osh". I, uh...Hey!

Connie!

Connie

Is that Happy Dappy Bird?! How could you do this after you made me throw away all my stuff?

Living like this was just too hard.

Connie

You're a hypocrite, and you broke the rules of our "Aa-mish" people.

I'm sorry, Connie.

Connie

Sorry?! Do you know how much it sucks using a hand-cranked vibrator?! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go pick the splinters out of my cooch! I've been pissing toothpicks since Tuesday! [she walks, she close the door]