It's beautiful, Woody.
Yeah, but trying to make carbon footprint history to making me go broke. Steve, climb to the top of that transformer and steal me some electricity.
I guess I gotta cut through this wire.
Steve, you idiot! you're gonna get electrocuted! Be safe! Use the wet, non-grounded metal hedge clippers.
Good thinking. [he uses hedge clippers to trying to cut the wire and being electrocuted]
Oh, no! Are you okay...Hedge clippers? God damn it, Steve, you melted them!
[in alternate universe]
These were my favorite hedge clippers, you dumb son of a...[An electric transformer falls onto him] Ow!
[back to original universe]
Woody, move! The transformer's going to fall and crush you. I saw it happen!
What the hell are you talking about, Steve?
Move! [he saves Woody from transformer falls and crashes on a ground]
Holy crap, Steve. You can see the future.
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