♪ Happy Dappy Bird, I love Dappy Bird, I have no life, and I'm dead on the inside, Happy Dappy Bird! ♪ Hey! Why'd you throw away my phone?
Because it's up to us to counterbalance the damage that Woody is doing to this planet. We've got to go green and cut our carbon footprints to zero.
Can I at least keep my vibrator? It's green.
I'm pretty sure it was white when you bought it. I feel like we've made some good progress here. I can feel Mother Earth healing.
[engine revving; parade music]
Hey, Ethel, how do you like my "Global Warming's Bullshit" parade?
Yay! A parade!
Shut up, Connie. This whole thing is a "fuck you" to me.
What makes you feel that way?
That sign does.
[laughing] Every float expands my carbon footprint, including the Woody Johnson musical farting cows.
[Cows farting in "1812 Overture"]
[laughing] Now, how can that not put a smile on your face?
I hate cows!
What? How could you hate cows?
There's something off about them. They're always watching us with those dead eyes. It's like they're planning something.
You scared of cows!
I'm not scared of cows.
Well, let's go say hello.
No, no, no!
[laughs] Hey, everybody, Malloy's scared of cows!
Okay, maybe a little. But it's because of my animal instinct. I have heightened senses. Trust me, I don't want this gift. [sniffs] Connie, it's going to be a heavy flow day.
Thanks, Malloy.
Well, I think cows are cool, especially ones that can fart Mozart.
[Cows farting in "Symphony Number 40 in G Minor"]
[laughing] Oh, Ethel, you should see the look on your stupid fa..[a cow accidentally farts, poops on his head] Ahh!
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