Pre-school field trip, and not a single fatality? Oh, how refreshing. Just doing my job. Head Ranger Ethel, over and out. [sighs] Good job, Ethel. Oh, thank you, Ethel.
Connie, I need your help. Woody's girlfriend is bat-shit crazy.
She seemed nice to me. Maybe you're just jealous.
Yeah, and maybe you're just...ugh, I don't even have the energy to insult you. Just step on a scale.
Hey! Where's all the Danish? It's Bear Claw Wednesday!
Now, it's fresh fruit Wednesday.
[he tries to eat a blueberry and he spits] This doesn't taste anything like a doughnut! I hate it! [he pushes some fruit all over the floor]
Hey! I didn't get to eat yet! Uh, but it's okay. My motto is "efficiency through positivity". By working together, we can achieve greatness.
[phone ringing]
Sorry, probably really important. Brickleberry National Park. Head Ranger Ethel speaking. The park expense reports are late? We have those? I'll get right on that. [phone beeps] Sorry, can you hold? Hello, Head Ranger Eth...What do you mean the lake's on fire? [phone ringing] Oh my god, hold on.
[On a phone] Ethel, I can't come to work today, I'm sick.
Denzel, I need you here. Hey, are you on your jetpack?
[phone ringing]
No.
[On a phone] Hey, look, it's a flying black guy!
[On a phone] Maybe?
Calm down. A badger ate your baby's face? [beeping and ringing] Hold on. My emergency scanner's going off! This is Ethel, what's your emergency!?
[On a phone] Ethel, it's Steve. Did you know that Connie is afraid of raw fish?
WHAT?!
[Connie screaming as she running around from Steve is holding a raw fish while he's chasing at her around and she's jumps to breaking out the window]
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