You can do this, Hank. Come on. It's supposed to hurt. Pain is weakness leaving your body.
Pain is my foot in your ass, Marie.
Hey, if you could get your leg up that high, I say go for it.
“Abiquiu” · Season 3, Episode 11
In this episode: Walter White (2), Saul Goodman (2), Jesse Pinkman (1), Hank Schrader (1), Gus Fring (1), Badger (1), Skinny Pete (1), Marie Schrader (1)
Alright, just wanted to give you a heads up, it's gonna get a little slower smuggling product with Grandpa Anus watching every move I make. Don't worry, I'll keep it flowing.
Right on.
Yeah.
So how's it selling? Mad volume?
Yeah, it's, uh... y'know, it's, uh... It's not so good.
What do you mean? How much have you sold?
I sold a teenth.
One teenth? That's it? To who?
[motions to Skinny Pete] To him. It's not easy selling to these people. They're trying to better themselves.
Yeah. There's, like, positivity and stuff goin' on here.
I'm out risking my ass to get product for you two, and you're too pussy to sell? You're pathetic. You know what? I want it back. All of it. I'll sell it myself.
Come on, man. Don't be like that. Selling to these people, it's like shooting a baby in the face. It's not natural.
Hello. Welcome. What a pleasure it is to have you. Just gonna call you Skyler if that's okay. It's a lovely name. It reminds me of the big, beautiful sky. Walter always told me how lucky he was, prior to recent unfortunate events. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: Only the very best with just the right amount of dirty.
[Walter and Saul are in the parking lot of Bogdan's car wash while they discuss their plan to buy it as part of Skyler's money laundering scheme]
How come you guys always give away the air freshener, huh? I explicitly say I want no air freshener, and every time I drive away smelling like an alpine whorehouse. All due respect, I don't see...I–I vote no.
It makes a better story than your laser tag.
[referring to Skyler] Is that you talking or Yoko Ono?
She has a point. It makes more sense that I invest right here.
Based on her years of experience in money laundering, I suppose. Let me tell you something. If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once convinced a woman that I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it. Alright, it has nothing to do with the story. Besides, this dump isn't gonna work because it doesn't have a Danny. There's no Danny here.
What in God's name is a Danny?
Danny runs the laser tag. Danny is the guy who had a vision. Where others saw a dirt lot, he saw...black lights, rubber aliens, teenagers running around with ray guns. Right? It was like Bugsy Siegel in the desert. And when the stock market took a shit, and Danny got into trouble, he went searching for exactly the type of situation that we're offering. Danny will look the other way to keep his dream afloat. In other words, Danny can be trusted completely! [points at Bogdan] That guy–the guy with the eyebrows that won't quit–is he a Danny? You buy this place, all you got is a big building that squirts water. You got no Danny here.
Walter, I would like to help you if I could.
Help me how?
Well, when I first started out, I made a lot of mistakes. More than I care to admit. I wish I had someone to advise me, because this life of ours, it can overwhelm. You are a wealthy man now, and one must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage.
What advice do you have for me?
Never make the same mistake twice.
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