Jack and Eric in “The Eskimo”

Hey. I didn't hear you come in last night. Must've had a pretty good time with your date, huh?

Evening began at seven. Started with some intimate pre-dinner conversation at a quaint little Mexican place I happen to know. Came back here and... let's just say my clothes were off within five minutes. [sips coffee]

You opened your big mouth, she walked out. You ate alone at Taco Bell, came home, took off all your clothes and were asleep by eight 'o'clock.

How'd you do?

Not as good.