A character in Bottom
Lily Linneker
Bottom · 180 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Bottom: in 4 of its 180 quotes
Most scenes with: Eddie (4), Richie (2)
Hello, gentlemen, sorry to have kept you waiting. Which one of you is Mr. Hitler?
Oh, that’ll be me.
Any relation?
[puzzled] Well, I’ve got a mother.
No, no no no, I meant Adolf Hitler.
Yes, that’s her!
[Eddie and Richie are filling out forms for a dating agency)]
Right, well, ah, let’s have a look at your forms then, shall we? All right. Oh, I see – you want someone homely, with cooking skills, fun to be with… and a whazzo pair of jugs?
That’s right.
But obviously we’re flexible.
Ah, but not about the jugs.
No, we have to be firm on the jugs.
And the jugs have to be very firm.
(pointing to the television) Can you see alright?
(confused) No, that’s why I wear glasses.
I have excellent eyesight. Which is remarkable when you think about it.
Lady Natasha Sarah Jane Wellesley
Oh, she sounds ni—
(continuing) Obstronsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Oblomov Boblomov Dob, Third Vicountess of Maldavia
Sounds great, we’ll have half a dozen!
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