[Eddie and Richie are filling out forms for a dating agency)]
Right, well, ah, let’s have a look at your forms then, shall we? All right. Oh, I see – you want someone homely, with cooking skills, fun to be with… and a whazzo pair of jugs?
That’s right.
But obviously we’re flexible.
Ah, but not about the jugs.
No, we have to be firm on the jugs.
And the jugs have to be very firm.
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