LMs. LaBonz
Okay students, Mr. Ambrose is gonna watch you during study buddy time while I go outside to NOT smoke several cigarettes.
AMr. Ambrose
Okay, do your math or whatever. I don't know. You're never gonna use it. I don't use it.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Gene, you're gonna have to choose: Tina, or me? I lost one sister today. Am I gonna lose another?
Aaah! I can't decide! I'm like a sexy Switzerland!
LMs. LaBonz
So you were gonna climb up that hose by yourself?
Oh, um, yup.
CBCoach Blevins
Really? I teach you in gym.
Well, I won, as predicted. I shutted your butts. Should we go back and see how much grease you have to clean?
You shut your butt.
You shut your butt!
No, you shut YOUR butt!
My butt is shut.
[happily] Mine's WIIIIIDE OPEN!
What's Around the Tree, by Louise Belcher.
I can't see
What's around the tree
When I'm pawing through the presents.
But when I sit back
And get my present unwrapped
I look up and I see my parents.
I see and smell my brother
That's clearly where the gas is.
And I see my sister
With something that looks like gingerbread on her glasses.
And we don't have gingerbread, so this is odd.
We made funny ornaments for the tree this year
And we make funny ornaments sitting here
Around the tree
So jolly
I didn’t expect to feel this way
I was focusing on Santa
But the best presents
Are sitting here
And they aren’t even wrapped up
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