Linda, Louise and others in “Unfinished Business”

Linda

There's my little candy corns! Ooh! Sad Wolverine! Scary, and sad.

Louise

I'm Edward Scissorhands, Mom.

Bob

Uh, I'm not sure about you walking around with scissors all night, Louise.

Linda

[holding up spoons] Why don't you be Edward Spoonhands?

Louise

[uses her scissors to grab them and toss them away] Get real. It's Halloween, not Hallowuss.

Linda

And Tina's a mummy! Sexy!

Tina

[wrapped in toilet paper, holding a baby doll] Last year I was a mummy. This year, I'm a mommy mummy. And I'm single, and I'm working two jobs, and I'm just trying to get back out there.

Bob

Tina, you have to put your costume back on the roll tomorrow. I'm not losing that much TP.

Tina

Okay.

Linda

Oh, and Gene looks great, too! Wait, what are you, hon?

Gene

I'm rapper/actress Queen Latifah from her "U.N.I.T.Y." phase.

Linda

Oh god, so specific and political, I love it!