You know, do what you got to do, Bobby. If you have to sleep with her to get in, it's okay. I don't like her, but whatever it takes.
Way ahead of you, Lin.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Song: "Crappy Place/Happy Place"]
Tomatoes and green beans and sweet peas
It's a dream come true!
(glowering at Cynthia) I wanna take her stupid neck and wring it!
That's what I wanna do, too. But with him! (pointing at Logan)
The only thing greener than these plants is my thumb!
LLLinda & Louise
How did we ever get stuck with these bums?
The restaurant's now a crappy place!
(overlapping) I think I found my happy place!
I'm like a British lady in my garden
And my plants agree!
PPlants
Mmm-hmm!
(about Logan) He's the most annoying person who was ever born...
(about Cynthia) Oh God, she brought her own tea!
I'm the world's greatest farmer, things are growing so well!
LLLinda & Louise
We're living in our own personal hell,
The restaurant's now a crappy place!
I think I found my happy place!
LLLinda & Louise
The restaurant's now a crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy
(simultaneous) I think I found my happy, happy, happy, happy
AAll
Plaaaaace!
(Tina hangs Jimmy Jr.'s Class President campaign poster. Louise assists her.)
Lower. A little lower. Just a tiny bit lower...
(Camera pulls out to reveal a trash can.)
...Yeah, that's it. In the trash. Now stomp it down with your foot.
We're not leaving Sheldon not until we get our money back for that detected helicopter so do the right thing and give us a refund.
Well put.
Yup.
SFSheldon Felds
You don't get it do you Bob? Sheldon Felds doesn't give refunds to heliflopter's who crash on their first flight.
Stop calling me a heliflopter.
We don't care how fun it is to say.
SFSheldon Felds
You see I not only sell these novelty toys to make ends meet, but my real passion is customizing the serious RC choppers.
Fish in the sky! This was in Revelations! Kirk Cameron was right!
Sheldon Felds Are you done hiding, Bob?
We're not hiding, Sheldon. We were regrouping. And we still want our refund!
SSheldon
Uh-huh. Swim, my pets. Swim! (snickers)
Your gently floating fish don't scare me, Sheldon. They're actually kinda pretty. It's a lot like snorkeling, which I've never done but I imagine I would love it! Ow. Ow.
Dad!
You're shooting BB's at me. Ow, that one hit me in the nipple.
That's his good nipple!
My good nipple is bleeding!!
SSheldon
Are we done here, Bob? You lose, I win. Also I have a couple of frozen pizzas in the oven, so I'm far ready to wrap this up.
No we're not done!!
We gotta make this samaright.
And the only force in all of Japan who could stop them are
It's not fair. Tina and Gene can be scared by anything. Watch.
(Louise claps her hands together. Tina and Gene are startled.)
Argh! Clapping!
(Bob and Linda drive the kids to their own special Haunted House in a strange neighborhood.)
I've never been to this neighborhood before. Looks like a bunch of old people live here.
See, it's already getting good! Old people are scary.
Being an old person is scary.
(offended) Hey!
It is.
(Going up to Bob and Linda's Haunted House).
Okay, let's see what the old kooks have cooked up.
I hope it's not Dad in sandals.
Yeah, his toes are a nightmare!
We're not finished with the haunted house! We haven't even gotten to the exorcism!
I think we're good, Mom.
I was gonna spin my head around in a circle and barf on your father - like the good old days! Ha!
Gene, you're gonna put your clothes back on, right?
[in his underwear] Oh, am I?
I--
You're the one making it weird, Dad!
I feel like you're doing a really good job as a dad.
Thank you, Gene.
I'm having a good childhood.
Okay, great.
Not right now, but overall.
(The family watches the video for "I Love U So Much (It's Scary)" by Boyz 4 Now)
Who's that girl? She's not a Boy 4 Now!
She won an essay contest. It had to be under 30,000 words and I couldn't cut mine down.
Yeah, that's rough. (She sees Boo-Boo) There's that idiot Boo-Boo. It was his dumb birthday last week. Not that I care, or even know that.
Allen does not make a believable mummy.
Wait, is that a different Allen from the last video?
No.
Yes, it is! They switch Allens sometimes, Bobby.
(getting annoyed) No. They don't.
Don't tell Teddy. That's his favorite one. He's a big Allen guy.
B4Boyz 4 Now
Girl it's freaky
You trick-or-treat me
My teeth are extra sharp
My body's extra hairy
Got me runnin' in the dark
I love you so much
It's scary!
So, you're in trouble again.
Drink some cranberry juice.
What? No, not "urine trouble!" You are in trouble.
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