You saying I'm racist as well as sexist now, Constable Doyle?
S1 E2Doing It Tough
S1 E3Why Give People Rights? They Only Abuse Them
Times are changing, Boss.
Not in this station.
S1 E4Wives
RRoz
You're a bastard.
PPJ
An attractive bastard.
RRoz
A conceited bastard.
S1 E5Waiting For Apples
PPJ
Search warrants are for searching, we're tidying up.
S1 E6Apprehended Violence
NNick
You want your licence back and I want my wife and kid back.
S1 E7Life After Death
Break in, don't do any damage.
Take a good look around, but don't touch anything? Is that the same thing as break in, but don't do any damage?
How do you go to England without a passport?
With much difficulty.
PPJ
Hope that's not my ruler?
NNick
Don't get your knickers in a knot. It's Maggie's.
A couple of hours with PJ can do alot of damage.
S1 E8Domino Effect
RRoz
Police don't marry police! Is that written up somewhere?
It's a cruel world, PJ, when crime interferes with our work.
NNick
You've been a D too long, PJ.
PPJ
Goes to show you, a man who never drinks leads a clean life.
PPJ
Let's see how long Larry lasts, sweetheart, when you're not there with your hand up his back making his mouth work.
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