My IQ has gone up 20 points. Go ahead, ask me anything.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Ok. Who was the first-
Alexander Hamillton *raises eyebrow*
We won't be there; but he will.
(James spins around really quickly and changes into Bandana Man)
How does he do that?
We're not sure.
So Bandana Man is going to defeat Hawk and his hawkmen all by himself?
No. The Super Tastic Super Six will.
Who's the Super Tastic Super Six?
I'm looking at them.
So you want us to disguise ourselves as superheroes, pull a surprise raid at Hawk Records, and take our hard drive back by force?
Does anybody have a better idea? [everybody raised their hands] I didn't think so.
Okay. [throwing sink] This is everything we got in the studio. [tiredly]
I can't believe we're doing this.
Supertastic Super Six, suit up!
You said "super" twice.
You bet I did.
Fine! Walk out on a lifetime of friendship because of one bad week.
I smell speech!
*sniffs* I hate that smell.
I hate you!
Who's place is this!?
Does it matter?
It might!
Here's what matters, moving out of the crib and into here was my best move ever! I clap and things happen (James claps) (Music turns on)(Kendall looks weirdly around in questionable face) (Kendall grabs for candy and James slaps Kendall's hand out of the way) ANDDD i don't have to share my hard candies with anyone!(takes a candy and eats it awkwardly)
ANDD you have no friends here.
Wrong again. (Takes senior alert thing out of his pocket and presses the blue button)
SASenior Alert Guy
Senior Alert is everything ok?
Oh yeah everything is good today, How about you?
SASenior Alert Guy
Oh uhhhhh I'm good, uhh thanks. (James presses blue button)
ok... oK! I don't know why we're fighting so much. We've been friends forever, and we have a MAYBE world tour coming up so could you please just apologize to Carlos so he can apologize to Logan, AND DON'T SAY ONLY IF LOGAN APOLOGIZES TO YOU FIRST!
(walks backwards out of the apartment) I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT!!! ughhhh.
(pulls laptop out of pants) Here's your laptop back.
You know what, keep it.
Are you guys fighting again, 'cause if you are, I swear I'll take that game away from you!
You know what, take it, just take it.
Yeah. That's the Fresh-Beat-Look!
UNBELIEVABLE!
QUIET! Okay?!
Yeaaah. We can beat NSYNC's record.
Yes, but not by reading word pages.
They're called books, James, and they are the answers to everything.
Lucy is the love of your life?
Well, she's smart and hot, so yeah!
But if you knock on her door, isn't that you making the first move?
Don't question love science!
Probably just gonna tackle some chores around the crib, maybe play some tackle football, and then after that maybe do some fishing...with a tackle box! Well, I'll see you guys later. Tackle.
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