[Samantha is reading a newspaper betting column. She is trying to dissuade Darrin from betting on the horse.]
Look at what this fellow says about Count of Valor. "Couldn't beat a fat man up a hill".
“Three Men And A Witch On a Horse” · Season 8, Episode 13
In this episode: Samantha Stephens (3), Darrin Stephens (1), Larry Tate (1)
[Darrin is phoning the betting company to place a bet on a horse.]
Hello. I'd like to place a bet. My account number is A231. My codename is 'Dog'.
And so's your horse.
[When Count of Valor is at the back of the field in the race.]
He'll catch up.
Only if they race to Albany.
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