Is Tabitha ready for school?
Of course she's ready for school! [pause] The question is, is school ready for Tabitha?
“Tabitha's First Day at School” · Season 8, Episode 20
In this episode: Samantha Stephens (2), Tabitha Stephens (2), Darrin Stephens (1)
CBCharlton, the bully
What kind of dumb name is Tabitha?
It's not a dumb name.
CBCharlton, the bully
How come I've never heard it before?
Because you never met anyone named Tabitha!
[After Charlton keeps insisting that Tabitha turned him into a bullfrog.]
CSCharlton's mom
Why does he keep saying that?
Well, maybe it's a case of ego identification.
CSCharlton's mom
Yeah. [She thinks for a second.] What's that?
Well, a bullfrog suggests bully, doesn't it?
CSCharlton's mom
Yes.
Do you follow me?
CSCharlton's mom
No.
Children need love and understanding. Without it, they sometimes become overly aggressive and turn into bullies.
CSCharlton's mom
Oh. Charlton, did you really think you were a bullfrog?
CBCharlton, the bully
I WAS a bullfrog.
Love and understanding, Mrs Rollnick.
[After Samantha has convinced the bully's mother that he only imagined himself as a bullfrog]
Young lady! You have nothing to laugh about, you started this whole mess. Now, how are we gonna deal with you?
I have an idea.
What's that?
How about a little love and understanding?
Why is it that I feel like the fox thats been cornered by the chicken!?
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