SamanthaHow would you like a drink?
Sam, just give me the news, without the anaestethic.
S8 E23 School Days, School Daze
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Played by Elizabeth Montgomery
Bewitched · 57 quotes
Most-quoted character in Bewitched: in 35 of its 57 quotes
Most scenes with: Darrin Stephens (18), Endora (3), Larry Tate (2)
Scenes with Samantha Stephens 28
SamanthaSamanthaDid Larry like it?
He hated it. Right up until the time that Benson loved it.
S8 E24 A Good Turn Never Goes Unpunished
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SamanthaDarrin, don't make mother angry. She's very difficult when she gets angry.
Since when does she have to be angry to be difficult?
Your right, Derweed. I don't have to be angry to be difficult. [pause] But it helps.
SamanthaOh, Darrin. When are you going to learn that mother knows best. And what mother knows best - is how to be difficult.
S8 E26 The Truth, Nothing But the Truth, So Help Me Sam
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[The last lines spoken in the series. Darrin is testing the truth spell Endora has cast]
Honey. You're beautiful, sweet, clever, adorable and I love you madly. [referring to the spell] It works.
SamanthaWell, it doesn't work on me. But I love you. And that is the truth, the whole truth and etcetera.
S8 E26 The Truth, Nothing But the Truth, So Help Me Sam
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[Referring to Darrin's beautiful, but snobby, client.]
SamanthaPersonally, I think she should see a plastic surgeon.
What for?
SamanthaTo have her nose lowered.
Cousin Serena Strikes Again
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