Rook Blonko quotes from Ben 10: Omniverse

Rook Blonko

Madam, I do not wish to harm you.

Rojo

Don't you worry about me. And don't call me "madam!"

Come on, Stinkfly. Heck, I'll even take Jetray. [transforms into Upgrade instead]

Upgrade?!

Rook Blonko

Cannot fly. And the ten speed, while technologically advanced, also does not have the capability of flight.

Yeah, thanks for the update. Update nothing… How about an upgrade?!

Rook Blonko

You will pay for destroying my Proto-TRUK!

Exo-Skull

Ah, put it on my tab, ya lousy red spot!

Rook Blonko

The creature appears to move faster than light itself.

Gravattack

Yeah, and high amounts of gravity can affect the speed of light.

Rook Blonko

I'm stunned. You actually know a special property of Einstein's theory of relativity.

Gravattack

Yeah, it was a bonus move in Sumo Slammers IV: The Wrath of Kenko.

Rook Blonko

...My faith in the order of the universe is restored.

Rook Blonko

You triggered a "bobo trap"!

That's "booby trap"!

Why is she looking over here?

Rook Blonko

I am a blue,fur-covered alien, so if I had to venture a guess-

You're right! Kai's making fun of me because she can speak Spanish and I can't!

Kai Green

Ugh, gotcha!

Thanks, sweetie.

Kai Green

[lets go of Ben] No problem.

Professor Paradox

And everything is on track. Ujin, I apologize for the damage to your magnificent temple. Please continue to guard--

The temporal mainspring!

Rook Blonko

Professor, should we not be pursuing the thieves?

Professor Paradox

In good time, Rook. The future unfolds as it must.

Wait, you stick me in this hope for eons guarding that piece of junk, and then when it gets jacked, all you got to say is "in good time"?!

Professor Paradox

Did I mention it's fifth season on Galvan Prime? [opens a portal] A hot wind blows from the north and the females' faces become dry and crusty

Whoop! Time to go home, folks.

Professor Paradox

Yes, till we meet again.

Kai Green

[to Ben] You're okay to ride?

Skurd

No please, why don't you two keep steaming up South America with your--

[hits Skurd on the Time Cycle side] I'm good Kai.

Kai Green

[walking away] Alright, Mr. Tennyson.

Later, "Mrs. Tennyson."

Kai Green

[frustrated] Ugh! That again?! Ben, there is no way we are married in the future.

I was teasing!

Kai Green

I know, stop being so... ugh! [walks away]

Rook Blonko

(about Charles Zenith) What did you do to him?

Pesky Dust

Let's just say I know the cure for entertainment.

Come on, Rook.

Professor Paradox

Hurry, Benjamin. [removes goggles] You haven't much time.

Ugh. "Time" pun. Good one, Professor Paradox.

Professor Paradox

Unintended.

Professor Paradox

Leave now, and you may still catch Maltruant in the timestream. [closes hatch] If not, then this Time Beast's egg will power your journey to places beyond even my reach.

Professor Paradox

I know you will not fail.

I won't.

Skurd

So serious.

Donuts!

Skurd

Do maintain a safe distance.

Maintain, shmaintain.

Rook Blonko

Ben, be careful. We do not want to end up like that Time Beast.

We're shielded, right?

Rook Blonko

Ben!

[groans; chuckles] That could've gone worse.

Skurd

Worse?! You tore through the fabric of existence with no regard for our safety. Our quarry is gone, and we are lost in time!

If we're lost, so is Maltruant. Besides, Paradox put me in charge, so we do this my way. This is not a democracy.

Rook Blonko

Huh?

Skurd

[to Ben, after Maltruant escapes with a Time Beast, right after Ben made a comment about it] Must you always jinx us?

Rook Blonko

[appearing on a screen] In my experience; yes, he must.

Hey!