Skurd quotes from Ben 10: Omniverse

Skurd

No need to thank me, Tennyson.

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Thank you?

Skurd

You are too kind.

Kai Green

Ugh, gotcha!

Thanks, sweetie.

Kai Green

[lets go of Ben] No problem.

Professor Paradox

And everything is on track. Ujin, I apologize for the damage to your magnificent temple. Please continue to guard--

The temporal mainspring!

Rook Blonko

Professor, should we not be pursuing the thieves?

Professor Paradox

In good time, Rook. The future unfolds as it must.

Wait, you stick me in this hope for eons guarding that piece of junk, and then when it gets jacked, all you got to say is "in good time"?!

Professor Paradox

Did I mention it's fifth season on Galvan Prime? [opens a portal] A hot wind blows from the north and the females' faces become dry and crusty

Whoop! Time to go home, folks.

Professor Paradox

Yes, till we meet again.

Kai Green

[to Ben] You're okay to ride?

Skurd

No please, why don't you two keep steaming up South America with your--

[hits Skurd on the Time Cycle side] I'm good Kai.

Kai Green

[walking away] Alright, Mr. Tennyson.

Later, "Mrs. Tennyson."

Kai Green

[frustrated] Ugh! That again?! Ben, there is no way we are married in the future.

I was teasing!

Kai Green

I know, stop being so... ugh! [walks away]

(toying with the Gwendolyn totem) Hi, I'm Gwen. I used to think I was so much better than Charmcaster. But look, now I fit in her purse!

Big mistake, Charmcaster. Way Big! (activates Omnitrix, becomes Shocksquatch)

Shocksquatch

Or Shocksquatch.

Skurd

Why do you even bother to call them out before you transform?

Shocksquatch

I don't know. I'm been asking myself that same question, eh?

Gwen Tennyson

You have to make Charmcaster reach inside her magic bag.

How?

Gwen Tennyson

I don't know. Think of something!

Skurd

We're doomed.

Come on, Rook.

Professor Paradox

Hurry, Benjamin. [removes goggles] You haven't much time.

Ugh. "Time" pun. Good one, Professor Paradox.

Professor Paradox

Unintended.

Professor Paradox

Leave now, and you may still catch Maltruant in the timestream. [closes hatch] If not, then this Time Beast's egg will power your journey to places beyond even my reach.

Professor Paradox

I know you will not fail.

I won't.

Skurd

So serious.

Donuts!

Skurd

Do maintain a safe distance.

Maintain, shmaintain.

Rook Blonko

Ben, be careful. We do not want to end up like that Time Beast.

We're shielded, right?

Rook Blonko

Ben!

[groans; chuckles] That could've gone worse.

Skurd

Worse?! You tore through the fabric of existence with no regard for our safety. Our quarry is gone, and we are lost in time!

If we're lost, so is Maltruant. Besides, Paradox put me in charge, so we do this my way. This is not a democracy.

Rook Blonko

Huh?

Skurd

[to Ben, after Maltruant escapes with a Time Beast, right after Ben made a comment about it] Must you always jinx us?

Rook Blonko

[appearing on a screen] In my experience; yes, he must.

Hey!